Tomorrow is Canada’s Birthday! Shiiiitttt. While America peeled away from Britain’s house on its momocycle, doling out bountiful amounts of the finger, Canada instead cleared its throat and stated” In a fortnight I shall be taking my leave mummy and doddy” Canada then went to its room , packed its beaver pelts and promised to put mummy on the currency. Canada, from that day on called home each and everyday to regale in the delightful events of its new life.
So, if you are anything like us here at streetcarnage.com you want to wish that chubby, rosey-cheeked, wussy, FOP known as our home and native land, a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Welcome to CANADA WEEK honorary international HOSERS.
Fuckin’-A-rights let’s party, fuck! Right onnnnn!
CLIP: This is Jane Eastwood forced to do a talk show so out of desperation and he fact that NOBODY is around to do a Canadian summer afternoon talkshow, she resorts to interviewing her hairdresser about face lifts. Jane is a famous Canadian hoser-actress that you have never heard of. She is awesome. However Canadian TV is BRUTAL!