READER SUBMITTED CONTENT In the months since I killed that dog, my life has really taken a turn for the worse.
In the months since I killed that dog, my life has really taken a turn for the worse. I totaled an uninsured car and got a DUI, a divorce and a staph infection all in one night. I feel like that fucking cocker-spaniel resurrected in the form of another animal, like in The Crow, but instead of just killing me, little Shamey has just been fucking with me.
Anyway, I fell into the depths of depression. No car, no license and a staph infection that lives in my nose. The doctor told me I shouldn’t pick my nose then touch my kids. My buggers are like a biological weapon.
It felt like I was never going to pull myself out of the hole I had dug for myself. That is, until I learned the touching story of a very successful rapist. This inspirational story gave me the motivation I needed to get back to being good at life. I got a new job, I now drive a BMW and have a younger, hotter wife. All because of rape and negroes.
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