I’m writing a book on free speech, political correctness, and the war on fun. Every time I come up with a hyperbolic scenario, it happens in real life.  MORE»

I understand you not wanting to get involved in a junkie’s life but you can’t yell, “He was my friend!” after he dies. You can’t avoid the truth about what happened. MORE»

I made today the hump day video because yesterday was super fun. That might be because I’m on vacation but I doubt it.  MORE»

Speaking of women being lazy, have you seen the way they masturbate?  MORE»

Fucking Travis Millard. I started #PancakeMorning a few years ago. Then he comes along and he’s all, “Cool idea. Lemme try it.” Soon after, he’s getting thousands of likes on Instagram and he’s on the homepage of Yahoo. MORE»

I have no idea what hipster.com is but why the fuck did this guy lose his job? MORE»