They were right, Dudus Coke did have coke. He had all of Jamaica’s coke. He was a ruthless criminal who deserved to be thrown in prison. All Ed Cocaine did was carry around some downers.  MORE»

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Pary F Karavello is very uncomfortable with people being in his home. He’s worried people are going to steal shit and he’s right. We are.  MORE»

I love the mess these Gawker types get themselves in when they throw the rule book in the garbage and start the whole thing over from scratch.  MORE»

Politics boils down to two groups. People who want to be left alone and people who won’t leave them the fuck alone.  MORE»

Can you get Patton Oswalt to Tweet this? Can you Instagram this article about me? Can you send out the link to our Kickstarter? No. It doesn’t work.  MORE»