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• 10.16.14 12:28 pm

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Get out of the way reporters, you’re basic. This boy has sexual energy coursing through his veins and you’re fucking it up by standing in his way. Speaking of ways. This kid is majority Gorgito’s Way.  MORE»

Posted by
John Pittsley
• 10.15.14 10:18 am


I know people who visit this website don’t give a hoot about sports but something disturbing happened this past week. Disgusting bigot, piece of shit, Colin Cowherd made an especially racist statement on his ESPN radio/TV show this past wednesday. MORE»

Posted by
HJ Fountain
• 10.14.14 01:19 pm


Well, it looks more and more like a Ghostbusters reboot will be all female. If we can pry these bitches away from the stove, give them shoes, induce abortions, and slam on some makeup, maybe Hope  is possible? I don’t like it, but, who the hell am I? MORE»

Posted by
Evan Hatcher
• 10.14.14 12:23 pm
Nearly daily, I walk to the coffee shop across from the library and get a six shot espresso and some fancy  Japanese snacks. I sit there reading and fucking around on the machine for about three hours. Then, I leave. Not because I have anything better to do mind you, but because it’s shift-change. With a new barista, comes a new playlist and the chick who does the second shift has terrible taste in music. MORE»

Posted by
Street Carnage
• 10.13.14 09:00 am
People have hated Columbus day since I was nine. I can still remember my fourth-grade teacher gently telling us that he didn’t celebrate Columbus day (gasp!) and playing a song for us, titled, ‘Somebody was already there,’ which explained that Columbus didn’t in fact discover America, which apparently doesn’t account for his bringing Western culture here, but only our fabulous diseases. MORE»

Posted by
• 10.11.14 08:19 am


There is some controversy regarding “the horrors.” Some claim the Living Hell you wake up to at 2AM is actually called “the fear” and the horrors are a much more serious thing you get in the day after you’ve been having the fear every night for weeks.  MORE»