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• 08.20.15 12:30 pm

My life goal has always been to hear what Madonna thinks of the part where Zebraman goes, “Madonna’s a dick.”  MORE»

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• 08.20.15 12:16 pm


Holy cow is this one ever going to be a doozy. Racial relations in America are the worst they’ve been in recent memory. Who’s to blame?  MORE»

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Street Carnage
• 08.20.15 11:43 am


When I was in college, my roommate and best friend (still best friend, no longer roommate) used to stop beating off by Wednesday, so that by Friday we’d be libidinous wolverines with great haircuts and endless motivation. By Friday morning, I would be acting so aggressive and different that when I chose to engage in “weekend preparation” without my roommate, he’d say “You haven’t beat off this week, have you?” MORE»

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HJ Fountain
• 08.20.15 11:28 am


Sitting aboard The Donald’s luxurious private $7 million dollar helicopter, a young Iowan boy asked the leading Republican nominee for President: “Mr. Trump—are you Batman?” The Donald crinkled his face, stared into the young lad’s soul, and replied: “I am Batman.” MORE»

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• 08.19.15 11:46 am

Can’t get over adults playing video games.  MORE»

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Evan Hatcher
• 08.19.15 11:19 am


Last night I saw Straight Out of Compton. Yes, that Straight Outta Compton. Not a Straight Outta Compton meme. Not a review of Straight Out of the Compton City. The 150 minute film, Straight Outta Compton, featuring no cartoons. MORE»

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