Awhile ago I overheard some girl talking about men’s obsessions with used panties and how she was paying her rent by selling her old underwear online.
Awhile ago I overheard some girl talking about men’s obsessions with used panties and how she was paying her rent by selling her old underwear online. Now this girl lives in gentrified Williamsburg so she must have been making bank. Shit, if I that’s all it takes to have raunchy loud sex without my mom barging in, I’m down.
Let me explain: I’m still living at home with my mom. At first I thought it was worth it to be living rent-free, but after a few too many drunk mornings of waking up to her screaming “THIS IS NOT A MOTEL” while pointing at a barely covered, flaccid penis I’ve decided it may be time to get a place of my own. The only problem is that I’m $18,000 in debt (Why would you give an 18 year old a credit card and then send them to art school!?) and until that’s clear, I’m not going anywhere.
I was mulling over the plan when the light bulb in my room burnt out and another one flipped on in my head. What’s the point of selling your own panties? If you do that then you have to spend money buying new panties. Fuck that. My Hello Kitty panties are cute and besides, why not cut the overhead costs? That’s just business smarts. My solution: my mom has a ton of panties that she isn’t going to miss; why not grab a few pairs, wear ‘em around for awhile, and then hawk those?
Click on pics for the eBay pages!
Need cash, not your pity.