“Quickies” present major problems for guys with foreskins.
A quickie is a very spontaneous fuck session with next to zero foreplay and basically cramming your dick in dry. These sessions are spectacular in my eyes because of how hard it is to finally get it in and how amazing it feels when you eventually break through into the warm wet insides of her pussy. Those first three, full wet pumps, feel better than payday times a million.
The only issue is foreskin because when yanking back a dude’s turtleneck too far, that shit hurts worse than finding out you’re adopted. It pulls back too fucking hard and leaves your dick sore for a day. Granted my girlfriend has a pussy so tight she can use it to pussy-fart secret messages to dolphins, but I’ve experienced this same problem with other looser women. And I get it, you’re probably thinking “Dude, just spit on it dumbass!” but I have a hangup with that.
So where is the answer?
I currently have a sore dick from this dry-pussy/quickie shit, and for the second time in my life I’ve considering being circumcised. (I once zipped my foreskin up in my shorts in the 7th grade and cried harder than my older sister giving up the poon for the first time.) Naturally, the dude clipped her ass the next day.
I’ve flirted with the idea of having my dick cut, but from the information I can gather circumcision is bullshit. That tip being tossed in the trash can is the most sensitive part of the show and to chop it off means sex doesn’t feel as good. Think about that! I don’t know about you, but when I have sex it feels like Mother Mary is gargling the tip of my dick in puppy juice. What is puppy juice? Only the most innocent feeling of happiness, duh. If I could find a way to bottle this shit up and sell it there would be no such thing as depression.
So why would I want to fuck with that? I’ve heard women claim that uncut cocks are wack, but I have trouble believing that because every woman I’ve been with has happily stuffed my foreskin down their throat. I’ve read having your shit cut reduces the chances of being infected with STDs, but that’s what condoms are for. Cleanliness is also discussed, but come on dude, if one doesn’t know how to bathe themselves they shouldn’t own reproductive organs period. I can’t find a single health benefit to having my dick nipped, so why would I do it? To make sex less enjoyable? Are you out of your fucking mind?!