Posted by
Kyle McInnes
• 12.18.09 10:07 am


Jacques Magazine is determined to bring class back to porn. This seems like a tall order, especially when magazines themselves are now considered

Jamie from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

Jacques Magazine is determined to bring class back to porn. This seems like a tall order, especially when magazines themselves are now considered archaic but it is a noble pursuit.
Occasionally, they cum across some cans that are so tastefully delicious, they make Jacques’ sisyphusian task look like it’s all downhill from here.

-KYLE MCINNES


Comments
  1. fighting women is easy and fun says:

    my boner hurts.

  2. Anonymous says:

    yeah, they’re exquisite.

  3. pingpong says:

    must cup

  4. flappity flappity fap says:

    “Classy” porn producers forget that the only thing that artsy black and white shots of teasing, half hidden models in gauzy clothing are good for is getting in the way of my jacking off. It’s like making a hammer out of glass. Beautiful in its own small way but if you try to get any work done with it you’ll end up sore.

  5. JuCIFEUR says:

    Man that perfect set of tits MORE than make up for her total lack of ass.

  6. Vane$$a says:

    Good job. This is actually useful to me.

  7. Erik Kolacek says:

    I dunno man.

    I mean…why does she answer the phone? What are her motivations? The plot just doesn’t make sense when parsed in the face of that epic denouement.

  8. Norma Stitz says:

    I’d drink her bath water and then slap my tip across those lips.

  9. Ian Stuart Donaldson says:

    One tit is bigger than the other. I have a higher standard of perfection.

  10. Vane$$a says:

    erik kolacek = nikki nine lives

  11. Anonymous says:

    that chick has some sweet tits. video is fucking weak as hell. the chick didnt do anything. she puts a towel on to answer the phone… alone in a hotel room? those awesome tits are the only reason to watch this tripe.

  12. can't fap to this says:

    lack of penis cummin on tits…art porn sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. dumpsterofcum says:

    http://vimeo.com/6105447

    heres another one. this is just funny, shes gonna have ants crawling all over her!

  14. Satan Davis Jr. says:

    I’ll take Coke over Pepsi, thank you.

  15. Super Broker says:

    Just have to take a second before I finger myself to this to let you know that it’s “Sisyphean.”

  16. imyar says:

    kyle get a gf

  17. Anonymous says:

    at least the ice cream one she’s doing something

  18. Barnard Animals says:

    Pretty sure that’s George C. Scott’s room from “Dr. Strangelove”

  19. total fucking hippie says:

    I wish more models porn or otherwise looked like this

    http://moneyhoesandclothes.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/cute-thick-chick-of-the-week-london-andrews/

    that chick was cute but but that magazine seems to have the same old weak ass model types

  20. ew says:

    ^NO FAT CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Sir Fagsalot says:

    ^ Total fucking hippy is bordering on total fucking homo

  22. Zippy says:

    Average. I get a better rock on watching some of the girls in my office.

  23. stoops says:

    nicky nine lives! fuck i almost forgot about that guy.

  24. The Rattlesnake says:

    JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST! A man is lucky to ever encounter tits like that in real life even once.

  25. doggy says:

    those made me hard and they were very nice


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