Three videos: only one real orgasm. Are you man enough to tell which is which?
Please have a seat.
It’s okay, she’s over 18 — but have a seat.
I look at these fucking Street Carnage access logs every week and I shake my head. You guys are clicking on tits and ass at a ratio of 5-to-1 over legitimately funny or provocative articles.
What is this audience turning into? You act uppity and intellectually elitist, but you’re every bit as predictable as NASCAR America. Really, Street Carnage? You have porn on the rest of the fucking internet — don’t you want to come here to read, laugh, think and discuss shit?
RIGHT below this article was one about Bin Laden’s death and why our American Hipster Youth are reacting as if it’s Creed doing a “Stairway to Heaven” cover. Fucking read it, assholes — engage, or you’re voting for this site to turn into a fucking eBaum’s shitwhole.
I’m going to look at the fucking stats at the end of this week, and there better be MORE hits for “HIPSTERS: TOO COOL TO CELEBRATE OUR VICTORY” than for this Chris Hanson trap.
If you wanna bail out and be a pussy, go jerk off here.
If you wanna support this fucking community, go read this and comment.
As you were.