Posted by
Benjamin Leo
• 12.30.09 03:01 pm


Hey Politically-Correct Al Franken Droids – especially you insufferable Brits: Wanna talk shit without thinking? Come have Jim Goad tear you a new asshole.

Always preparing for the previous attack, Airline Security was looking for Mohamed Atta, not a young Biggie Smalls.

In 2005, I had to fly from Vegas to JFK in the middle of the night. You probably know that “joking around” at Airline Security can get your ass thrown into Holding – it’s a huge fucking no-no.

In this case though, I was with a bunch of jerkoffs coming back wasted from a bachelor party, and there was a TSA agent who was roughly our age. Now, one of my friends is a shitty B-list celeb, so the TSA Agent recognized him and started to kiss our whole crew’s ass for no reason.

As you know, TSA agents are like traffic cops – give them a badge, and they think they’re fuckin Elliot Ness. They LIVE for the chance for someone to fuck with them so they can pretend to play cops and robbers and make their balls feel big.

So as we’re coming through security, this crazy old white lady – she was maybe 70 – starts yelling at the agents and causing a fuss. TSA loved it – they pretended like she was some big threat, had a female officer subdue her, patted her down in isolation, etc.

It’s everybody’s favorite anecdotal security gripe made real:

Why are you worried about the old white ladies when you know who the Real Threat is coming from.

We had the unique opportunity to ask the TSA agent this very question.

“C’mon, don’t you wish you could racially profile?” one of my friends asked.

“Oh, there’s a profile,” he said quietly.

My guys laughed and one coked-up guy might have even hooted like some kind of Jerry Springer audience member. The upshot was this – what everyone suspects is true, is true: you have the Official Orders to keep Liberals happy, and then you have the orders on the ground, which amount to this:

“Use your head.”

It doesn’t take a WWII Enigma Cryptographer to decipher that one. It means:

“Search The Muslims.”

I don’t know about you, but I felt a lot more comfortable knowing that TSA was willing to be “racist” to protect our safety.

So what went wrong with the Great Balls of Fire Bomber of ’09?

Not surprisingly, most people I’ve spoken to think it’s because the TSA was busy searching old white ladies instead of Muslims: WRONG.

The problem isn’t that they’re not racially profiling – the problem is that they’re bad at it. They think all Islamic Fundamentalists look like swarthy tan-skinned psychopaths with burning eyes and the squint of satan.

Wrong: some of them obviously look like depressed, hypnotized kids from the Fresh Air Fund.

See, this whole shit was one big Racial Pro-Fail; and it’s just what we get for relying on the innate racisms of TSA Agents.

Management: Don’t just tell your agents to “Use Their Heads” – they need fucking training! ACHTUNG! RACIAL TRAINING!

Christ, you’re dumb. This is like the time I tried to train a foreigner to be racist, and he kept fucking up and thinking the Blacks were cheap and the Jews ate watermelon.

“O, my Priend, I tell you mr. Ben, he was cheap as a NIGGER!”

“Nah, Satish, that’s the KYKES. Ya got it ass-backwards. Ya still got that website I gave ya? Go home and study.”

Attn. TSA Agents and Worldwide Equiv:

Al-Qaeda comes in all different shapes and sizes, it’s just that none of those shapes and sizes is the Old White Lady.

You have DECADES of practice at being racist against black people – don’t stop now just because Obama’s in the white house. Fuckit – For three months, search ANYONE with a middle-eastern name. Study them, and from then on, search anyone that looks like that.

Also, get dogs, you fucking homos. It doesn’t take a PHD in Explosive / Pyro-Chemical Weaponry to figure that one out: Dogs can smell Religion.

-BENJAMIN

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Comments
  1. abe simpson says:

    foist?

  2. stoops says:

    ‘great balls of firebomber’:much better than ‘testicle terrorist’

  3. Carlee says:

    It’s true, they really are told to racially profile from their managers. But what else can you do? Only the dumbest of idealists would disagree.

  4. or we could stop supporting all the regimes they hate

    from pat buchanans column today

    “With nearly 200,000 troops in Iraq and Afghanistan and another 30,000 more on the way, al-Qaida is now in Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia and North Africa, while the huge U.S. military presence in Afghanistan and Iraq serves as its recruiting poster.

    Again, it is not a malevolent fate that has done this to us. We did it to ourselves. We believed all that hubristic blather about our being the “greatest empire since Rome,” the “indispensable nation” and “unipolar power” advancing to “benevolent global hegemony” in a series of “cakewalk” wars to “end tyranny in our world.”

    After a decade of self-delusion and self-indulgence, we must stop deceiving ourselves.”

    also, it’s pretty easy for someone to change their name.

  5. Todd is a faggot name says:

    ^^^^ yeh good idea assliquor, let’s just do whatever they say so they stop threatening us! I’m sure their demands will be reasonable, and after all – they’re THREATENIN US! it’s scary!

  6. lb says:

    you are too good for this website. move it along

  7. Liza says:

    LMAO he really does look like a young Biggie!!!

  8. “yeh good idea assliquor, let’s just do whatever they say so they stop threatening us!”

    you pick your fights. there is nothing in the middle east worth fighting over. our interests there are cheap oil and not having terrorism. getting in their face does nothing to alleviate these two concerns, wuite the contrary

    get out of of the middle east. let the muslims have it. who cares? we don’t live there.

    if they wanted OUR cuontry it would be a different story. 9/11 wasn’t a takeover attempt. they were over here because we were over there READ FUCKING PAT BUCHANAN SOMETIME he’s very intelligent

  9. ew says:

    THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP WRITING OR KILL YOURSELF!!!!!
    thats all i have to say about that. merry orthodox christmas!!!!

  10. ew says:

    also, guy above me wrote “cuntry”. hah.

  11. Vane$$a says:

    The only thing that this article says to me is, “Fuck grammar and spelling.”

  12. Yar's Revenge says:

    Hilarious

  13. Yar's Revenge says:

    @ew

    you’re an idiot. The site has sucked for a week in Christmas vacation purgatory, and finally something good comes along and you flame the guy?

  14. lil jon says:

    ew you ‘re also an idiot because I said cuontry not cuntry.

    and t his guy was let on the plane in another COUNTRY. and I’m done debating with myself in a VICE excuse me street urchin or whatever it’s called thread

  15. stoops says:

    the nature of asymmetrical warfare is such that the larger powers, who are quite capable of wiping out the enemy in terms of firepower, will never do so because of the amount of civilian (women and children) deaths that would occur…a p.r. disaster of the highest order, not to mention the chaos the world would be thrown into if, for instance, we nuked afghanistan. the smaller combatant will always have the power of the underdog on their side…i.e., if we stop every muslim sounding chap from entering western countries, the mullahs will double their efforts to convert westerners or some such thing. it’s called terrorism for a reason. its unpredictability is what makes it scary. the insane logic of the war in terror has been coded and set to run. there is no foreseeable end because the cycle of stupidity and hatred keeps on keeping on like a perpetual motion machine.

  16. lil jon says:

    so are you like awaiting for me to become more moderate?

  17. Sir Fagsalot says:

    Stopped reading after: “See, this whole shit was one big Racial Pro-Fail”

    Wow, that was really terrible. I can’t read anymore of your writing. Sorry

  18. ew says:

    @ yar’s revenge:
    You’re right, I’m sorry. Let me try again: YAR’S REVENGE SUCKS!!!!!! HE THINKS SOME FUCKTARD REHASHING SHIT EVEN BILL O’REILLY WOULDN’T USE AS A TALKING POINT BECAUSE IT IS SO INCREDIBLY FUCKING TIRED MY MIND CAN’T FULLY COMPREHEND IT, HE ACTUALLY FINDS IT FUNNY!!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF!!!!
    happy orthodox christmas, folks!!! Drive safe!

  19. Yar's Revenge says:

    Rehashing? When has the argument “They were so busy looking for the new niggers, they forgot about the old niggers” ever been used? It couldn’t have been, as this is the first time we’ve ever been bitten in the ass by it and thus the first time it’s ever needed to surface.

    Admit it ‘ew’ – ya didn’t read the article. Ya just saw it was about Islam and your brain said RACIST and you had a cow.

  20. blogderogatorytermforanasian says:

    I liked this, i want to hear more about training the indian guy to be racist. lolgasm!

  21. Kokomo Starr says:

    The news mentioned Indian’s peens are literally too small for most condoms. It’s on BBC! Link me Doctor.

    The notion of Indians (the ones from India) having small cocks never even occurred to me. What a waste! Such good racism there.

    That’s why they’re so wrapped up in their caste shit — they all think they have small doinks, which they DO!

  22. baby nuts says:

    Who’s your B-List celebrity friend? PLEEASE SAY COREY HAIM!!

  23. ZOGISTAN says:

    If you’re trying to teach a foreigner to be racist, start with something besides Jews. Blood libel is a little complicated, not like how some minorities have an unmistakable odor or color.

  24. eleanor says:

    i love this.

    whos your friend 😉

  25. Kennedy says:

    Jaleel White.

  26. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    Good one.

    @Sir Fagsalot: Good Lord, you are delicate!
    @stoops: You just said a mouthful of nothing.

  27. flynn says:

    segregate planes. blacks can come on the white planes too but only the good old fashioned american christian blacks or hip-hoppy gangbanger type.

  28. HAHAHAHA says:

    Flynn killed it!!

  29. lil jon says:

    by profile we should mean we do profiles of all of them in magazines so we all know who they all are

  30. Fex says:

    blah blah racial profiling. everyone’s racist, get over it.

  31. Maxipad says:

    Religion is so gay, why do people bother? John lennon said it the best ” God is a concept by which we measure our pain” Lets Measure our cocks instead or something.

  32. Ty says:

    Or…don’t search or profile ANYbody and let it be a huge orgy of vigilantism in the sky; less like the prison Visiting Center (VC) and more like GenPop in Oz.

    As Dutchy Film Director proved, trying that shit in an airplane anymore will only result in a D-Block beatdown, clown.

    In fact, I want some smarmy motherfucker to try some shenanigans on my flight. I double-dog dare some goin’-to-the-31-virgins-in-the-sky motherfucker to step on my nonstop to LAX. Because I will climb over as many rows of cowering hipsters to get some swings in. I’d probably wind up on the brig for dismantling some would-be terrorist. I won’t even take my headphones off. Action Jackson lives, bitches.

    U-S-A!
    U-S-A!
    U-S-A!
    U-S-A!

    2010. Bring ’em on! Let’s Roll Motherfuckaz! Cheney-Palin 2012.

  33. Vane$$a says:

    You should just do what you did for the holidays last year and suspend all new posts.

  34. lil jon says:

    ^yeah FOREVER

  35. Vane$$a says:

    Stop using my fucking name, I liked it

  36. ehh says:

    biggie smalls was never not young

  37. Zippy says:

    I think all the hot young women should have their pussies searched for explosives and I think that I should be the guy to conduct the search. :)

  38. Beef says:

    Blah, blah, blah your shitty story sucks and that guy is a shitty colored person.

  39. Anonymous says:

    This is a very predictable article, written in a tediously predictable SBTVC way, trying desperately to be controversial and annoying the shit out of anybody who can read. Just being racist and using the words ‘gay’ and ‘coke’ isn’t enough. Fuck off.

  40. Anonymous says:

    Also the last attempt to bring down a plane wasn’t by someone with ‘a middle eastern name’ it was by a Nigerian. Fuck fuck fuck off. Cunt.

  41. Jim Goad says:

    “Also the last attempt to bring down a plane wasn’t by someone with ‘a middle eastern name’ it was by a Nigerian. ”

    His name is UMAR FAROUK ABDULMUTALLAB.

    See the “Umar” part? That’s a Middle Eastern name:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umar

    See the “Farouk” in there? That’s an Arabic name, too:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farouk

    And see the last name? It has an “Abdul” in it.

    In short…you’re retarded. Maybe you should become a Muslim.

    Mark Steyn is right—a frighteningly high quotient of multiculturalism’s Useful Idiots only FEEL GOOD about other cultures. But in reality, they don’t know a fucking thing about other cultures. It took a bigoted, narrow-minded, xenophobic “racist” to inform you that the suspected bomber actually has a Middle Eastern name.

    There’s a certain breed of left-leaning imbeciles who reflexively toss out phrases such as “Why don’t you try reading a book?” and “annoying the shit out of anyone who can read,” but when pressed to offer any evidence that they know anything besides what MTV tells them, they fail more miserably than that scrotum bomb.

  42. Donkey Kong says:

    Look at these liberals squirm.

    I swear, even after they gas our cities and kill millions, they will have some excuse as to why it’s not the Muslims’ fault, and how it never could have been prevented.

    It’s like being on a crazy mirror-world, where logic and truth are meaningless and you have to suck the dicks of people trying to kill you. Shit, it’s like this in 2010 too?

    Just like old times: The only people making sense are Jim Goad and Blognigger.

  43. Mark says:

    As a Liberal, I am fine with us maintaining a public policy of prohibiting racially-profiling, while still continuing to practice a behind-closed-doors policy of practicing profiling. I am for whatever ends up being practical and stops people from getting blown up. So by all means, if someone looks like the stereotype of a terrorist, search them. But please remember to include the Timothy McVeigh types in your profiles as well as your Atta types — these searches should not be about idealism — they should be pragmatic.

  44. Anonymous says:

    Jim Goad is a proven racist idiot and he couldn’t tear a new asshole to a roast chicken.

    Yanks don’t learn their lesson, and that’s why you get attacked. It’s racist sentiments like the one in this post. Want to end the attacks? Stop invading countries for oil and patting yourselves on the back for getting national health in 2010. Congratulations.

  45. Mark says:

    ^ @Anonymous

    Terrorism is not just a response to imperialism. You are ignoring the religious fanatic element and the tribal element.

  46. Jim Goad says:

    Study the history of Islam. It’s been an imperialistic warrior religion since its inception—absolutely murderous and, once the numbers are sufficient, utterly fascistic in its suppression and intolerance of dissent. What’s going on now is merely the continuation of a near-global cultural war which has been waged since Muhammad was banging pre-teens.

    Hoo-ee, you had socialist, government-healthcare before “we” did. You’ll also have Sharia Law long before we ever do, too. Have fun with that!

    And hey, Maple Bottom, if a proven racist idiot had to school you in what constitutes a Middle Eastern name, where does that put you in the pecking order? My brain, even considering the chunk of it the neurosurgeon removed in 2008, could kick your brain up and down the block. My brain could ass-rape your brain. People are starting to learn that calling someone a “racist” does not serve as an adequate rebuttal of anything. That shtick has worn far thinner than any nigger joke in the world.

  47. dg says:

    Wow, Jim goad really did own you…

    Good post, 8.5

  48. Vane$$a says:

    Hilarious. New year, same old story. Jim Goad trying to convince the world that he has a black belt in intellect. “My brain…could kick your brain up and down the block. My brain could ass-rape your brain.” And uh blah blah blah blah…BLEKTH!

  49. vane$$a is a boy says:

    Funny stuff. Vane$$a you are a man.

  50. Munnersby says:

    Goad’s got a brain all right, but I think he forgets that the number of Mus’s who harbour any violent proclivities towards the USA in any sort of ACTIONABLE way is down around a couple dozen, tops.

    Since practically all fanatic groups of any substance are funded by elements of the intelligence communities of the countries that the groups are supposed to HATE, it is clear that there is no real threat posed by poor browns – the threat is from a few hundred lunatics within our own political / corporate / military structure.

    Come on Joad – you actually think this shit “just happens”?

    I think you are right to diss the left’s politically correct garbage, but to go 180 degrees and say that “Its TRUE, Islam’s are crazy murderers” is weak. All religious fundamentalists are nuts.

    The fact is, there is a clear campaign to fund crazies / demonize Les Bruns / stir up sectarian shit to make them kill each other – typical imperialist garbage.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4264614.stm

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/apr/22/warcrimes.comment

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article1051304.ece

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZekosYOmXc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO2yT0uBQbM

    So things like this need to be looked at: http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/12/flight_253_passenger_says_at_l.html

    And its the same at home: http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/07/revealed-racist-talk-show-host-turner-was-an-fbi-informant/

  51. lil jon says:

    “Look at these liberals squirm.

    I swear, even after they gas our cities and kill millions, they will have some excuse as to why it’s not the Muslims’ fault, and how it never could have been prevented.”

    you’re the liberal. you want to go into muslim countries and teach them democracy so that johnny jihadi will work for minumum wage at the US Baghdad embassy starbucks instead of blowing himself up.

    newflash- no one gives a shit of the global jihad. Most people hate the government as much as the terrorists hate our government and we are certainly not going to have their back in THEIR, not our, fight against israels enemies, the entirety of hte middle east and muslim world.

    John MCCain and Joe Lieberman agree with you.Pat Buchanan and Ron Paul agree with me. Again, YOU are the liberal.

    “Jim Goad Says:

    Study the history of Islam. It’s been an imperialistic warrior religion since its inception—absolutely murderous and, once the numbers are sufficient, utterly fascistic in its suppression and intolerance of dissent. What’s going on now is merely the continuation of a near-global cultural war which has been waged since Muhammad was banging pre-teens.”

    lol you weren’t kidding when yuo said you were a jewish supremicist. holy crap, I guess I get tricked by all the respect you get around here and your quasi-paleo conservative image into thinking you actually have a clue

    who fucking cares about the history of islam? you think the mujahadeen drove the soviets out of afghanistan and the french out of algeria because they wanted to TAKE OVER russia and france respectively? NOT because they wanted western occupiers out of their countries? Am I the only one who saw “red Dawn”?

  52. lil jon says:

    lol sorry about some of the typos. I’ll clean up a particularly egregious offending paragraph

    “newflash- no one gives a shit about the global jihad. Most people hate our government and are certainly not going to have their back in THEIR, not our, expensive fight against israels enemies: the entirety of the middle east and muslim world.

  53. Jim Goad says:

    @”Hilarious. New year, same old story…”

    Oh, you mean the part about “Vane$$a” rearing “her” head whenever my name pops up? Yeah, that’s pathetically predictable.

    It’s queer how someone who self-righteously rags on this site about “censorship” consistently censors their own name. For the twentieth time, show your face!

    I was responding to being termed an “idiot.” Maybe on some level, the act of responding is mildly idiotic. And on that, perhaps, we can agree. But Vane$$a injected itself into a conversation that had NOTHING to do with Vane$$a with the seething resentment of a spurned male groupie—all things considered, FAR more idiotic than defending one’s cranial aptitude when it’s been directly maligned.

    Regarding this fallacious idea that only a handful of Muslims are fanatics—the fucking KORAN is fanatical. It instructs believers to slay infidels. It’s a belief system which at its root is entirely incompatible with most Western notions of tolerance. I doubt that many of those who are trying to argue that there’s a schism between “fanatical” Islam and “true” Islam have read the Koran like I have. You’re merely parroting a talking point that CAIR or someone else has fed you.

    Islam, since its beginning, has been territorial and expansionist. If the Afghans aren’t currently trying to occupy Russian territory, I’d speculate it’s because they don’t feel they have the might or numbers to do it. The gradual Islamifying of the West is being accomplished through immigration. And since whitey is too busy doing coke and going to parties until it’s too late to reproduce, the demographics are shifting irreversibly. From what I’ve seen, in every instance where a minority Muslim population begins to achieve sufficient numbers, they invariably start pushing for Sharia Law. I believe that many of them laugh at your tolerance, because they have no plans of tolerating you—in fact, their Holy Book forbids it.

    Or we can put it to a scientific test—move to Iran, Saudi Arabia, or any other Islamic government on Earth and see how well you’re tolerated.

  54. Vane$$a says:

    “spurned male groupie?” What the hell is that? Being a groupie implies being a follower of someone who has some level of power and influence. Get over yourself, slick. And why not admit, once and for all, that your greatest influence as a pop-culture icon wannabe comes from the profligate amount of retards that you grew up around? You know who I’m talking about. Those smelly, crew-cutted, pimply mongoloids who calculated on basic social abaci that the best and easiest way to get attention is to simply say what everyone else is afraid to say? I know you grew up around shitloads of those walking birth defects. I’d call them short-bussers, but their numbers were so great that they had their very own fleet of full-sized school buses to truck around in. G-d, just admit it. Maybe you even poked one or two of ’em for kicks. Amirite?

  55. Vane$$a says:

    and who gives a shit about the sandnogs? we all know what they’re trying to pull…ottoman empire x1000. the USA needs to quit talkin’ and keep bombin’. case closed.

  56. XXX Throwdown says:

    hey, dollar-signs, do you want to go to a movie with me?

  57. lil jon says:

    “Islam, since its beginning, has been territorial and expansionist”

    oh man. who do you work for the israeli consulate? talk about missing the point, hey Jim Goad: you’re missing the point.

    We don’t care abuot muslims’ alleged feelings or political correctness. at all.

    Muslims are NUTSO and solve their probelms with violence. it’s part of their culture. that’s why their part of the Earth is a SHITHOLE. that;s why we want no part of it.

    It was the great assasinated by other muslims muslim Malcolm X who said “aim for the puppeteer, not the puppet” our stupid, self serving , lobbyist driven government has somehow convinced us to spend 1 trillion dollars a year of our hard earned money on invading occupupying and attempting to transform the pitiful, backwards middle east. I say convinced as a joke: they have the force of law to take the money from us to do this.

    we know that western civilization is superior to islamic civiliazation. there’s no argument here.

    “Islam, since its beginning, has been territorial and expansionist”

    so let it be. why would I, in America, care?

  58. Munnersby says:

    Riff on Islam all you want, the fact is that invading countries never helps the situation. Just like wasps and snakes: leave lunatics alone, on all sides of the religious spectrum.

  59. Pai Mai says:

    The Western ruling classes seem to be using Islam as another tool for destabilizing Society. Islam picked up where the civil rights movement, 2nd wave Feminism and the hippie sexual revolution left off.

  60. Vane$$a says:

    Ugh…NOT true. I made the huge mistake of allowing my retard brother to oversee the Vane$$a franchise for a period when I was extremely busy at work. His weak ass took the liberty of fucking writing you douchebags. What in my persona prior to that ever made you believe that I’d give a shit? I wouldn’t call my efforts a vendetta so much as I’d call them an attempt to compensate for that fucking cuntrag making a soft sphinctered bitch out of Vane$$a Inc. Rest assured, his punishment was swift and to the point, and it continues to this day. No more chicken pot pies and no more pre-rolled squares!!! When I realized the full extent of what his faggot ass had done, I pulled the plug on all of Vane$$a’s external modes of communication. Don’t flatter yourself. You were getting fucked with by some schizophrenic alcoholic that jerks off 6 times a day to the “Catholic Channel.” He’s bored. Nothing more. Nothing less. And that’s the truth!

  61. Jim Goad says:

    Ahh, the “retarded brother ate my homework” excuse. Your credibility grows daily.

    To lil jon: read what I wrote about immigration and numbers. Slowly this time.

  62. Jim Goad says:

    (I had posted something about an email Vane$$a had sent me, then I yanked it so I could go find it in case he denied sending it. But now his it turns out his “retarded brother” wrote it. Ooooooohhh-kaye.)

  63. lil jon says:

    “And since whitey is too busy doing coke and going to parties until it’s too late to reproduce”

    and that’s islams fault?

    europes open borders immigration, massive welfare state and inability to reproduce at replacement levels has nothing to do with muslims!

    “The gradual Islamifying of the West is being accomplished through immigration. ”

    that’s the silliest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. who is being islamified by muslim immigrants? I have never in my entire life met someone who was in the slightest bit islamified by a muslim immigrant.

    we have what. ONE muslim congressman?

    name one way this country has been islamified.

    look at france. the prblem is the muslims AREN’T taking over. they are living off the welfare rolls kept out of work by some combination of their own ineptitude and french racism. approxamately 0% of major french companies are run by muslims. approximately slightly more are running the government. that’s not much a of a takeover.

    look we all want the same thing and that is to not use political correctness when dealing with the security of the american people. If you want to make muslims stand in another line or not let them fly at all or something fine. What do I care.

    but we should also and more importantly not use political correctness in addressing why they want to attack us. we are in their fucking countries and 9 times out of ten we are there because of Israel and THEIR security issues. big man standing up to “radical islam” and then genuflecting before REAL powerful people: the israel lobby and also the military adventurist dick heads in the think tanks.

    Fuck Israel, fuck the beltway AND fuck radical islam

  64. Vane$$a says:

    I’m leaving this site once and for all, taking my talents elsewhere. I can see that Henry blew this shit up. Jealous little faggot ruins everything. For real!

  65. Jim Goad says:

    “@name one way this country has been islamified.”

    I already have, but you seem to be a slow learner.

    Through immigration. The country is becoming Islamified through the influx of Muslims.

    One congressman? How many were there 20 years ago? Would we have had a president with the middle name “Hussein” 20 years ago?

    I never mentioned Americans being converted to Islam, which seems to be an assumption you made. They’re making strong headway among black Americans, but their power and influence is increasing through the blunt force of sheer numbers.

    The number of American Muslims increased sixfold from 1972 to 1990:

    http://muslim-canada.org/muslimstats.html

    Since 1990, that number has tripled:

    http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2003/04/how-many-muslims-in-the-united-states

    So, roughly, there are now 18 times more Muslims in the USA than there were in 1970. And their fertility rates are higher than that of Americans—white Americans especially. Do the math, son, and quit talking out of your ass. In a generation, you’ll see that your denial of America’s gradual Islamification is what’s truly silly.

    I’ve found that the most tedious people on Earth are those who insist I’m not hard enough on Jews and that I’m somehow “scared” of them. You’re a fool, as well as entirely wrong, for trying to tell me what my motivations are.

    I’ve never written a word justifying the state of Israel. I’ve never stated that Jews are immune from the same sort of ingroup/outgroup favoritism that characterizes other groups—in fact, they’re masters at it. I’ve never claimed they don’t dominate American media in ways that seem to be justifying their group interests at the expense of non-Jewish Americans. I’ve never claimed they aren’t especially hostile to the non-Jewish people of European stock whence I sprung. So you’re attacking arguments I’ve never made.

    I’ve merely stated my admiration for Jews’ survival skills against overwhelming odds. They are ridiculously over-represented in nearly all areas of human achievement besides, perhaps, sports and music. You can tack it up to deviousness if you’d like. I credit it to figuring out the game and dominating the game in a way no one else has come close to doing. I value intelligence, and Jews win the golden ring on that tip.

    I could rattle off 100 influential Jewish philosophers, 100 influential Jewish scientists, and 100 hilarious Jewish comedians before I could think of one Muslim I’d deem fit to share space on any of those lists.

    To say “we are in their fucking countries 9 times out of 10” ignores the Moors and all the Islamic incursions throughout the Middle Ages, and, despite your condemnation of political correctness, it’s a typically whiny PC talking point. We’re currently in a war which, like I already stated, has been waged since the mid-600s. Look up the name “Charles Martel.” Muslims have tried and tried and tried to conquer the West. When the West had a true fighting spirit and a firm sense of its own identity, the Muslims failed. But since the West is now awash in suicidal “tolerance,” I say the Muslims have a good chance of finishing the job.

    We’re definitely not “in their fucking countries” in the sense that we can act like Westerners in their countries without, say, having a limb removed. But they’re free to move here and huddle under the peculiarly Western notion of “tolerance.” So in the ways that truly matter, they’re in our countries far more than we are in theirs.

  66. lil jon says:

    “One congressman? How many were there 20 years ago? Would we have had a president with the middle name “Hussein” 20 years ago?”

    lol are you pulling my leg here bro?

    “So, roughly, there are now 18 times more Muslims in the USA than there were in 1970. And their fertility rates are higher than that of Americans—white Americans especially. Do the math, son, and quit talking out of your ass. In a generation, you’ll see that your denial of America’s gradual Islamification is what’s truly silly”

    yeah, the stock exchange is lousy with all these huge new muslim companies. I can’t buy a new car thats not an al-arabiya brand hybrid. it’s just islam everywhere you look. like pretty much every one I know is a muslim now.

    “So you’re attacking arguments I’ve never made”

    no YOU are attacking arguments I never made. I have never said anythign about jews, I have said things about ISRAEL and the fact that we spend alot of blood and treasure defending THEM. I love jews. Howard Stern, Sarah Silverman, that famous libertarian guy whatever. I don’t care about jews. my probelm is with israel. love jews, dohn’t like israel, or rather I don’t see why my paycheck should go towards them and why i should have to dodge suicide bombers who are essentially meant for them.

    there are way more brilliant jews than muslims because western cilviation is better than muslim civilization. that’s why if you ask me it’s pretty stupid to put (by UN fiat) a western nation made up of europeans in the middle of all that.

    “We’re currently in a war which, like I already stated, has been waged since the mid-600s”

    no YOU are. you and mark steyn and washington. with MY tax dollars and it’s putting My family, which doesn’t care about YOUR religious wars, in danger.

    “Charles Martel.” ”

    the fucking hammer of the franks. i know all this shit. You can huff and you can puff but you are going to convince me that my tax dollars and my safety should go to a war I DON”T CARE ABOUT. what happened to leaving people alone? isn’t that what conservatives used to believe? go to the mddle east and fight some muslims if you want. have at it. I’m concerned with economic competition from China, not islam. you talk abuot this country being mummified or muslimized in 20 years. in 20 years there is a FAR GREATER chance of us getting our asses kicked by China who are in the process of ROCKETING past us. they have at least 100 cities that are bigger or better than any of ours. they don’t do wars. they don’t care about all this stuff. they are smart.

    “We’re definitely not “in their fucking countries” in the sense that we can act like Westerners in their countries without, say, having a limb removed”

    you can go to beirut, dubai, any number of places and act “western” without having a limb removed. they are more socially conservative and yeah in the countryside they get downright medieval. I don’t have much in common with most of the muslims I’ve met but they have good manners and are intelligent if, in my opinion, misguided on the role of religion in law and life.

    again, we are both concerned for americas safety and that’s good. You feel it is our immigration and tolerance that is the problem, I feel it is our massive overseas empire. Maybe it’s both. maybe it’s neither. people like Michael Scheur agree with both of us that we need to not have military presence in the middle east AND all the concerns you were talking abuot and he’s probbaly closest to the mark. I mean you do prevention and you do law enforcment. all right I’m, just rambling now. END

  67. lil jon says:

    So you don’t believe our foreign policy plays any role in the phenomenon of terrorism?

    so like okay from wikipedia

    “According to the journalist , Yousef mailed letters to various New York newspapers just before the attack, in which he claimed he belonged to ‘Liberation Army, Fifth Battalion’.[7]

    These letters made three demands: an end to all US aid to Israel,

    an end to US diplomatic relations with Israel,

    and a demand for a pledge by the United States to end interference “with any of the Middle East countries’ interior affairs.”

    He stated that the attack on the World Trade Center would be merely the first of such attacks if his demands were not met. In his letters Yousef admitted that the World Trade Center bombing was an act of terrorism, but that this was justified because “the terrorism that Israel practices (which America supports) must be faced with a similar one.””

    blah blah blah etc. so that’s all just rhetoric? the REAL reason he wanted to blow the WTC was because he wanted to eventually take over new york city? and what, he didn’t want a building there?

    I just feel like you are afraid to speak about this element of the equation either out of lack of confidence in your knowledge in this area

    OR because you are used to, from your heyday in the PC 90’s, speaking out against leftists and aren’t comfortable going against military type people which in your mind is “conservative”

  68. lil jon says:

    doh! you gotta be kiddin me!

  69. Jim Goad says:

    @”yeah, the stock exchange is lousy with all these huge new muslim companies.”

    You asked me to name ONE way in which the country is becoming Islamified. I mentioned SEVERAL, so you completely shifted the focus and pretended as if I said the entire country had already BECOME Islamified.

    BAD argumentative tactic! NOT logical! Minus one point!

    @”So you don’t believe our foreign policy plays any role in the phenomenon of terrorism?”

    Nothing I ever said would lead any rational person to infer that US foreign policy has nothing to do with the current situation in the Middle East. Point to a single passage of mine anywhere that would logically lead to such a conclusion.

    All I did was pull back the camera, widen the perspective, and state that the current conflict is merely the latest blip in a cultural war which has been going on for over 1000 years—LONG before Zionism and modern Israel existed. The war is being fought on several fronts—in my mind, the most important and long-lasting will be the demographic shifts taking place in the West. Nothing I’ve said would lead someone to infer that Zionists may not be exploiting this situation to their advantage, either.

    Minus another point!

    So I’ve just presented two Viagra-hard pieces of evidence that you don’t know how to argue. Anyone with basic reasoning powers can look at the rest of the thread and see you striking out each time. Everything you’re tossing out here is devoid of logic, and none of it is even tangentially related to anything I’ve said. You’re down in the basement, hittin’ that Straw Man Bag as hard as you can.

    You’re yet another anonymous shmoe who accuses me of being “afraid” to confront some universal “truth,” yet you’re too timid to reveal your own identity. As Gomer Pyle would say, “Surprise, surprise!”

  70. lil jon says:

    “You asked me to name ONE way in which the country is becoming Islamified. I mentioned SEVERAL, so you completely shifted the focus and pretended as if I said the entire country had already BECOME Islamified”

    you didn’t mention any ways the country is becoming islamified. the things I mentioned ARE ways the country could be seen to be becoming islamified. presence of a muslim in a supermarket is not an islamificiation. presence of muslim goods, muslim owners and so forth would be. not just one guy in a supermarket or congress.

    there are probably just as many ways the country is being gypsified or rosacrutioned as muslimized, using yoour criteria of random, non consequential examples.

    when muhammed ali became heavy weight champ was that part of the islamification of america? kareem abdul jabbar getting his ass kicked in “game of death”

    “Nothing I ever said would lead any rational person to infer that US foreign policy has nothing to do with the current situation in the Middle East. Point to a single passage of mine anywhere that would logically lead to such a conclusion”

    I’ll point to a couple:

    “To say “we are in their fucking countries 9 times out of 10? ignores the Moors and all the Islamic incursions throughout the Middle Ages,”

    “Islam, since its beginning, has been territorial and expansionist. If the Afghans aren’t currently trying to occupy Russian territory, I’d speculate it’s because they don’t feel they have the might or numbers to do it.”

    “What’s going on now is merely the continuation of a near-global cultural war which has been waged since Muhammad was banging pre-teens.”

    you clearly feel that terrorism is islam trying to take over america and europe NOT any kind of reaction to our foreign policy. you don’t think, as pat buchanan and others have stated that “they were over here because we are over there”.

    now for clarification what is “the West.”

    this problomatic for me because the west always ends up including the israelis. does it for you. does defending israel = defending the west. yes or no?

    how about China? is that the west? I really don’t see china turning muslim.

    my name is chris hadrick. I have the handle for color. it’s the internet wtf? what kind of point is that.

    If aristotle posted here under “big butt small nut” he wouldn’t be smart? who cares?

  71. lil jon says:

    and why haven’t you done any tweets lately? I’m a big fan

  72. alexis says:

    Jim Goad is so boring that his tiny cock weeps when he starts writing blog comments

  73. Anonymous says:

    you cited Daniel Pipes, really?


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