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• 04.27.12 11:46 am

When I Tweeted “After all those years of hard work, Hillary Clinton’s still just a secretary,” I was crushed by the lack of retweets. I knew it was comedy gold but the meritocracy of Twitter refused to comply.

OVER A MONTH LATER Rush Limbaugh thinks he came up with this: “Affair, after affair, after affair. And now Hillary has reached the pinnacle, and all she is is a secretary. She’s the Secretary of Defense – State, whatever. But still a secretary.” Good one Rush. Hope it catches wings you stealing motherfucking piece of shit liar asshole fucker.


  1. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or Something says:

    How does it feel to generate jokes on the same intellectual level as Rush? I would be embarrassed.

  2. nipponymous says:

    so the premise here is that limbaugh actually knows about you? saw you at UCB did he? or does he tape fox news between the hours of 2-6 am so he doesn’t miss ANY OF IT?

    that being said, it’s a good joke and i check this site regularly and don’t think much of mr. baugh. not much at all.

  3. raymes says:

    He fucking sucks.

  4. C and the MS-13s says:

    Don’t worry, Gavin–I know how you feel. The entire concept of the movie Drive, I feel like, was completely ripped from my brain when I came up with in in 2008 (with the same exact current/1980s influence and music from Kavinsky).

  5. Lazer says:

    stealing motherfucking piece of shit liar asshole fucker

  6. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or Something says says:

    Is fake me a woman?

  7. angelo says:

    Talent borrows, an ass steals

  8. Yeah but he said it with that lilting baritone voice…

  9. Picasso says:

    Bad artists copy. Great artists steal.

  10. mother teresa says:

    Its all about delivery maybe you aren’t funny

  11. blah says:

    I agree with @DDD&CBoS:

    I would not be flattered if this Dingbat thought something I said was worth stealing. I guess it’s better than him attributing you, and saying that you say things with which he agrees. Maybe you also came up with the term “FemmiNazi” and playing gunfire during the song “Born Free.”

  12. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    After all those marriages, Rush still needs Viagra…..

    You think he’d be able to just imagine the best looking one and conjure up his own boner.

  13. Keanu Reeves says:

    Whoa… the ether…. collective consciousness bro… whoa..

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