Islam: still keepin’ it classy. See?
One of the greatest parts of the 1990′s, aside from watching hyper-political African American co-eds have to Sophie’s Choose between Black and Female after the OJ verdict (they chose Black) was this:
In ’93, I walked outside our Student Union building and saw three angry white Feminists hawking a petition to protest African Genital Mutilation.
“There’s two sides to this you guys,” I told them solemnly, “you’ve got to be mindful of your privilege – remember: this is their culture.”
Their heads exploded and I was ordered by the Dean of the university to scrub the cerebellums off the mailroom walls.
As a dick-sucking left-wing pussy, even I love moments that make hypocritical Liberal robots throw Runtime Exceptions.
You guys urge cultural tolerance, right? Well this is their culture; it’s not the exception, it’s the rule.
Ninety-year old man BUYS a terrified 15 year-old girl, to FUCK, from her brainwashed, psychotic parents.
GLASS PARKING LOT you guys; you know child abuse is my weakness. THANK GOD I DON’T HAVE ACCESS TO THE BUTTON.
“Well, how is this different than all the child rapes that take place in the United States? I mean, if you’re pointing the–”
OMG FUCK YOU! In the US we call those people CRIMINALS and try to put them in jail! In Saudi Arabia, this practice is condoned and legal!
That’s their culture; go defend it.