Posted by
Benjamin Leo
• 01.09.13 12:00 pm

Islam: still keepin’ it classy. See?

One of the greatest parts of the 1990’s, aside from watching hyper-political African American co-eds have to Sophie’s Choose between Black and Female after the OJ verdict (they chose Black) was this:

In ’93, I walked outside our Student Union building and saw three angry white Feminists hawking a petition to protest African Genital Mutilation.

“There’s two sides to this you guys,” I told them solemnly, “you’ve got to be mindful of your privilege – remember: this is their culture.”

Their heads exploded and I was ordered by the Dean of the university to scrub the cerebellums off the mailroom walls.

As a dick-sucking left-wing pussy, even I love moments that make hypocritical Liberal robots throw Runtime Exceptions.

You guys urge cultural tolerance, right? Well this is their culture; it’s not the exception, it’s the rule.

Ninety-year old man BUYS a terrified 15 year-old girl, to FUCK, from her brainwashed, psychotic parents.

GLASS PARKING LOT you guys; you know child abuse is my weakness. THANK GOD I DON’T HAVE ACCESS TO THE BUTTON.

“Well, how is this different than all the child rapes that take place in the United States? I mean, if you’re pointing the–”

OMG FUCK YOU! In the US we call those people CRIMINALS and try to put them in jail! In Saudi Arabia, this practice is condoned and legal!

That’s their culture; go defend it.


  1. I can’t wait for Saudi Arabia to run out of oil. They think because they have money, they’re actually on par with North Americans, Europeans and East Asians when it comes to not being an uncivilized, backwater, brutal, uncultured, smelly dumb dumb.

    The rest of the civilized world only interacts with them because of their oil. Once that runs out, any strategic geopolitical interests in the region will be quickly assumed by Israel, Turkey and Iran. Because they have no learning or domestic technology industry to speak of, they will quickly decay into the cultural, mental and literal desert from whence they sprang.

    It’ll be a treat to watch the more devout Muslims of that kingdom cut off the king’s head then do the same to each other.

    If you starve the beast, eventually it will eat itself. :) :)

  2. tw says:

    If the girl doesn’t agree to it, which apparently she didn’t, then give the old guy his money back. That’s all he’s asking for – girl or money – correct?

    Also, spare me the self righteous bs, LT got busted up in your neck of the woods for banging a 16 yr old hooker and walked out of court smiling. If I remember correctly, her uncle got a lot less than 17.5k.

  3. Sniffy says:

    I’m with Brosef. Rats, when starved, eventually do eat each other.

  4. Lester says:

    We’re only friends with them because of Israel.

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