^^^ This is a picture of the giant honkin’ “man hands” of Gabrielle Ludwig, who was born Robert John Ludwig 51 years ago and is the first person in American history to play college basketball as both a man and a woman.
Let’s qualify that—Ludwig says she’s a woman, as does a California judge. But the 6’6″ Ludwig still looks like a man to us—specifically, the Giant Crazy Injun from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest:
Although many transsexuals have been found to have a longer androgen receptor in their DNA and therefore lower levels of testosterone, a DNA test would almost certainly conclude that despite all the rhetoric and poppycock and balderdash and rigmarole, Ludwig is, as a matter of scientific fact, still a man.
Regardless, despite her male physiognomy and rippin’ biceps, we are encouraged to find Ludwig somehow “inspiring” rather than “grotesque,” to believe this massive hawk-nosed creature is “empowered” instead of “confused.”
To each his own. Sorry—”her” own. Or its own. If any of our male readers wants to insist that this is a woman, we insist that you fuck it on camera for us. We’ll pay you $10 in cold hard American cash. Any takers?