WELL the latest witchhunt is on: Christine O’Donnell is even crazier than Sarah Palin, and the mediocre SNL skits are already a’streamin.
We liberals love having a new punching bag, but let me ask you a question: ain’tcha man enough to admit you agree with her on a lotta shit?
Fuck it, some of the things she said are not only true, they’re refreshing; and saying this shit took more balls than Jim Goad hosting an eid feast.
Check ’em out: look past thinkprogress.org’s knee-jerk summary of each statement, (in bold) and make up your own mind about the validity of what she actually said.
Here it is – shit that Christine O’Donnell says, that YOU agree with:
1. O’Donnell excused gay bashing as ‘kids being kids.’
Asked about disparaging comments children had made about a gay peer, O’Donnell dismissed it, saying, “It’s kids being kids, that’s it.” [Hannity & Colmes, 7/19/00]
Gay BASHING? It doesn’t sound to me like O’Donnell was excusing violence – it sounds like she was commenting on kids calling someone a “fag.” Was that hurtful of those bullies? Of course; but you gotta admit that’s kids being kids.
2. O’Donnell warned there’s ‘a connection’ between ‘freak dancing’ and ‘date rape.’
You can’t go to school in a bikini. On one hand you have people saying this is squelching their freedom. And then you scratch your head and say, ‘Look over here. Date rape is such an epidemic. [O’Reilly Factor, 9/22/06]
Uh…AND?? How could anyone argue with this? Of COURSE freak dancing leads to date rape. Girls lettin’ guys get all up in their shit and then putting their knees into the guys’ crotches and letting them breathe deep of their sweet perfumed chests… and then they wanna go home and leave the guy blue-balled?
FUCK yea that’s a date rapin’.
3. O’Donnell believes women do not enjoy sex, using it only as a means to love.
“Women play sex to get love. Men play love to get sex.” [Fox News, 8/2/03]
Again, O’Donnell didn’t SAY the bolded part – that’s thinkprogress.org’s wack-ass misleading summary.
The part she actually said, Women play sex to get love. Men play love to get sex, is SO fucking wise it sounds like some dalai lama / Chris Rock shit.
4. O’Donnell doesn’t understand why gays get ‘upset’ when called ‘deviant.’
Asked if she could “understand why gays might be upset?” by someone calling homosexuality a “deviant sexual orientation,” O’Donnell replied, “Absolutely not. I cannot understand.” [Hannity & Colmes, 6/26/00]
I don’t get it either: Here’s the definition of deviant.
Homosexuality is not the NORM. It rules, and I love the cock as much as anyone, but dude – it’s not the NORM, and you can’t argue that it is. It DEVIATES.
5. O’Donnell believes Britney Spears is ‘dangerous.’
“Not only is she [Britney Spears] sending a dangerous message about sexuality to girls, but I think she’s setting the feminist movement back a bit, too, because she’s saying that sexuality is the core of our identity.” [Fox News, 11/15/03]
Oh, feminists, don’t you DARE front on this! If Ani DiFranco said the exact same thing you’d smoke a joint and pay $65 to hear it.
6. O’Donnell believes ‘Sex and the city’ is ‘very dangerous.’
“I think that this show is very dangerous, especially to the women’s movement. It’s no wonder people call it ‘Sluts in the City’ because it teaches young women to be whores, basically, to be used by men, to bed hop. And it ignores the fact that you know when you are treating sex like this that there’s shame, there’s loneliness that follows. And I think that the characters on this show are very revealing in that they long for a true relationship. They long for something meaningful in their lives.” [CNN, 6/1/01]
Bitch, please: Gavin posted on this in like ’08.
8. O’Donnell believes the proper role of a woman is to ’submit’ to her husband.
C’mon, you can lie to girls, but you can’t lie to me: like YOU DON’T FUCKING AGREE WITH THIS?
9. O’Donnell has sworn off national media interviews for the remainder of her 2010 campaign.
“I’m not going to do any more national media,” she told Sean Hannity. “It’s off the table because that’s not going to help me get votes.” [Hannity, 9/21/10]
Why is this crazy? Sounds like a brilliant fucking strategy to me.