I don’t understand the obsession with getting pissed at cranky old men. If their opinions don’t matter, then why lose your shit over what they think?
Plenty of people are of the opinion that the elderly don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about, and those people would be absolutely right. Old people’s time has come and gone and the only reason they’re still around is because we don’t put them on rafts and send them out to see like the Vikings did. Some may try to tell you our nation’s seniors are a wonderful resource, who we can all learn something from, and that may very well be the case with some. Most however, aren’t filled with as much wisdom and love as we’re lead to believe. The majority of them are miserable pieces of shit, who know only that death awaits them. These awful cunts want nothing more than to see everyone else suffer along with them, and pissing youngsters off does exactly that.
While stupid, slow, and annoying as fuck, getting upset with the elderly only makes a young chap look as confused and senile as them. Old people are as meaningless as a wet leaf on the sidewalk. Sure, they may show up to voting booths in droves but who gives a crap about that? No one should pay any attention to them. When dealing with a person, who’s at death’s doorstep, it can be easy for one to lose their patience. But it’s important to remember they’re physically and mentally inferior to everyone else, except a toddler. They may be on the same intellectual level as retards but they wouldn’t stand a chance in a fistfight with one. At any given moment you could absolutely fucking murder them, both literally and figuratively. But why bother? Letting them deal with their shitty existence and laughing at them is a million times better.
Some dipshits feel as though they need to inform the elderly as to what is and isn’t an acceptable thing to say. As though they’re going to open their minds and look at the world differently, but no one’s going to change an old person’s opinion. They’re set in their ways and even hate there’s any other options. They still eat the same shitty food and wear all the uncomfortable clothes from their own time. If they’re unwilling to wear a sweater that doesn’t make them itchy or eat food that actually tastes good, how the fuck are they supposed to admit they’ve been wrong all these years? Trying to change an old tymer’s point of view isn’t just useless it’s self-defeating.
A youngster shouldn’t want to share the same views as a senior citizen. They should be doing everything in their ability to do the opposite of them. It’s a good sign when someone hears a decrepit old man say something they disagree with, it means they’re not old yet. Young people should be pissing old people off, not the other way around. The best way to do that is by paying as little attention to them as possible and laughing at them, instead of letting them get to you. When a whippersnapper allows an old tymer to get under their skin, they’re giving them what little satisfaction they have left before dying.
It may be comforting to think of old people as wise and loving beings, who have lived fulfilling lives and come to terms with the sweet kiss of death but that isn’t the case. Most are miserable dicks and it’s for the better. By doing so, they help others build a thick skin and measure where they are in life. Whether they mean to or not. We should all be thankful for it, just don’t let them know.