I presume the idiot who invented this thought it was “A-DOOR-BELL” to have dogs press a button to summon their master in order to peel a steaming loaf.
I presume the idiot who invented this thought it was “A-DOOR-BELL” to have dogs press a button to summon their master in order to peel a steaming loaf. Well, dear inventor idiot, you do realize this stupid idea pokes the whole human as Alpha, hierarchy system, right in the bum-bum hole and immediately thrusts the owner into beta, servant territory. Dogs are amazing. There I said it, but to give a dog the electronic power to summon their master with a doorbell is making Pavlov drool in an attempt to impersonate your retardation.
You are teaching a dog that barking is bad and this abstract sound is a very good way to have a caretaker come serve them. The dog isn’t going to think “I can’t abuse this, it’s just for taking a shit” It just thinks “I don’t give a shit, all I know is that this fucking weird sound makes the idiot show up.” So owner of this useless invention, when you here a bell going off every 10 minutes and you are running around like the bastard offspring of Florence and Rochester, it serves you right. You can’t get mad at the dog. You taught “Carmine” to use it. Before you know it “Carmine’ be taking it’s pet steps up to you bred, ringing a bell in your face to bring him the fucking paper.
At least a dog that scratches the door or barks can be told to cool it and you still have this “ I’m the benevolent boss of you” vibe.
This product is depressing Landfilllllllll.
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