Posted by
Gavin
• 06.30.10 12:16 pm

Yes, you’re pretty but I hate your shoes and I hate your toes. What do you mean “Good?” Hey, get back here!

[rating:7]


Comments
  1. amy says:

    NO. those shoes are terrible.

    why!!!!!?

  2. broads of cana says:

    boots that gave up, for women who give up

  3. huh says:

    she is hot i like the shoes and the little black piggies

  4. Cannoli Car says:

    How are these mail pouch foot-scrotes, not bags of sweat in the summer?

  5. 4+1 = 5head says:

    Of course she is waiting for the bus..

  6. Arv's Mom's Testes says:

    Are you bras high???Girls banging yo. Legs….mmmmmmmm…and if she’d turn around, i’d be all CHE CULO, BEPPE…ok, big head, whatevs

  7. DetoNate says:

    I gotta say I could forgive those bizzare toe-less boots… as soon as she turns 18 you creeps.

  8. man says:

    I like the caption on this. The idea that a girl like that would give ANY sort of shit about what us bridge-dwellers would have to say is hilarious.

  9. my gf wears something similar (not my faves either) but for some reason (foot fetishists galore?) women and men (not sure who to place the empahasis of the unexpected upon) LOVE these shoboots. Something about toes I guess…

  10. Hunk Williams, Jr. says:

    There are better ways to go about exposing toes; this is unacceptable. Everything else wins, though.

  11. mike says:

    holy crap “broads of cana”. perfect comment.

  12. BOLLOCKS TO THIS says:

    put a pair of steel cap boots on her and you’ve got a 9

  13. quadruple x says:

    She’s not hot enough to pull it off.

  14. Zippy says:

    Sally Fields’ daughter????

    My toenail looked like that once. I dropped a brick on one, it turned black and slowly died and fell off. :(

  15. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    Wal-Mart fantasy girl. Rednecks would beat off in the check out line if they stood behind this.

  16. Drew P. Balls. says:

    “Hey girl, you too fine to ride the… actually, you just fine enough to ride the bus.”

  17. K says:

    she looks like that girl from that old bon jovi video. if the shoes doesn’t bring down her kitty count, bon jovi sure should.

  18. Greyhood says:

    all you notice is her gross toes framed by the worst shows ive ever scene. yeah like fuck fashion i don’t want to sound like dan levy and be like “omg thats sooo hideous” cause when dan levy speaks its annoying as fuck. but that toe + shoe combo = barf.

    *note to girls: dont paint your nails, it makes you look like you smell bad.

  19. Greyhood says:

    yeah, i spelled seen wrong. shit

  20. Abe Fucking VIGODAAA says:

    meh…legs look good in the shorts though. the shoes… well some things should just be kept in magazines and Mary Kate olsen.

  21. Gnargusto says:

    the shoes look like her feet threw up. shes pretty damn fine excluding though.

  22. Salad says:

    I wish girls like that would ride the bus in New Orleans.

  23. Tooks says:

    Is no one mentioning the Britney Spears-White Trash-Federline era shorts because people actually LIKE shorts that are cut so short you can see the pockets? That was a terrible whoore look in the 80s, and its an even more terrible whoore look now. Just because ya can ladies, doesn’t mean ya should. Can you imagine the grossness that’s brewing between her legs in 100degree heat. Nothing sexy about that, my friends.

  24. Uncle Festering says:

    ^^^ I wouldn’t mind grossly brewing between those legs. Sometimes you just take the plunge.

  25. Vane$$a says:

    She won’t age well but if you can get her while she’s young look the fuck out. Dirty, dirty pleasures await. Who cares about the shoes? Just tell her that her legs are far too smokin to compromise with that garbage. It looks like she took a pair of MMA gloves and nailed heels to them. If she gets bitchy about it, throw her a few bones and suggest a trip to the mall to buy some stilettos or a pair of navy Chucks. Problem solved.

  26. Greyhood says:

    those toes give me nightmares.

  27. ohgod says:

    I want her to put those smelly fucking toes in my face while I jerk off.
    The shoes are fucking ugly though.
    Jus sayin’

  28. Rygar says:

    I’d fuck the nail polish and those ugly shoeboots right off ya, girl!

  29. yup says:

    Vane$$a is a certified mack

  30. Bryan says:

    Toe trauma much?


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