Posted by
Gavin
• 08.31.10 09:47 am

If you mean – at not giving me a boner – then yeah, you.

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Comments
  1. Zippy says:

    Aside from the pinky finger sticking out of her wrist, this is one very pretty young woman.

  2. Fellatio Blowhorner says:

    1) She’s a comely lassie, agreed.

    2) Anticipating, per gay-Canadian site-geist, a flood of disparagement aimed at her choice of cool, comfortable, stylish summer footwear.

    3) Do you Americans really spit out that much chewing gum? Your pavements look strikingly measle-poxy. Unsightly and no doubt unsanitary. Maybe the girl should be wearing you poofters’ beloved ugly chucks after all: foot-prophylactics against your native, habitual filthinesses.

  3. Gayvin says:

    ^^^That’s the whole point, you twat! You need to freshen up on your McInnes.

  4. Fellatio Blowhorner says:

    ^^
    1) The whole point is what? That chucks are butt-ugly, or that overshoelord McGhi&jab or whoever is obsessed with foot sanitation? My favorite fetid puddle is in Chinatown, on the Canal St. curb. It’s olive-drab and opaque all year round!

  5. imyar says:

    i think for this “joke” to work you’d need a shirt that says WHO’S GOOD? except my wang went limp because i have libido issues and she didn’t do it for me.

  6. DetoNate says:

    This whole sandals controversy really needs to be hashed out. Most of the people I (being a Mid-Western American) know would agree that MEN’S toes, like our legs above the knee, are NOT meant to be seen in public. However, this is one of those double standards that are a fact of life: women generally take care of their feet. They may paint the nails, they buff off calluses, and most importantly, they don’t have hair on their toe-knuckles. Flip-flops are bland, stupid and too easily slide off on a public street (see Fellatio’s point #3), but stylish sandals, on young women, are perfectly fine, dammit.

    Oh, and she’s cute, but Forever 21 is where suckers shop.

  7. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    @imyar: Huh?

  8. Professor Mudbutt says:

    i think for this joke to work you need a question mark at the end. not to say i wouldn’t marry her though.

  9. steve says:

    i dont get it who the fuck cares about her shoes. the chick is fucking gorgeous. pay attention to that look she is giving, would you tell her she needs other shoes? Didnt think so

  10. a4awesome says:

    yeah, our streets are fucking disgusting.

  11. rad cultist says:

    i’d fill that chocolaty mouthful with cream!


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