Posted by
Gavin
• 02.07.11 10:36 am

If you check your email at the bar, what’s your apartment for, getting laid? That ship sailed with the first part.

[rating:0.5]

ENLARGE


Comments
  1. scratchy says:

    How out of it are you? This guy is in full confident flaunt, because knows he automatically gets 8 kittens because he’s hanging a MacBook instead of a PC.

  2. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    He’s trying to track down where his perfect E-Harmony match is at. Apparently, not with him tonight. Loser.

  3. luke says:

    I have no problem with this as long as dude’s keep it short. If you’re using the bar/Starbucks as your actual office for hours at a time you need to pack that shit up and be on your way. Especially if you’re only going to buy 1 beer/ coffee and stretch it out over hours.

  4. bong v4.20 says:

    he’s the dj

  5. DetoNate says:

    That looks more like someone’s furnished basement than any bar. The Elvis Costello look was completely played out years ago. He’s lonely.

  6. no.thanks. says:

    nigga, who in the fuck uses the bar to get laid? the bar is for drinking.

  7. imyar says:

    sometimes people got shit to do and booze to drink and are winter stir crazay. 11 stars.

  8. Anonymous says:

    expect to see a lot more of this in the future. but with cell phones. oh wait we’re already there.

  9. Sallow Ectotherm says:

    @Luke, read it and weep, resistance is futile: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/05/nyregion/05laptop.html?_r=1
    Just as I copied the link, Gavin posted a SC blog entry that the Times is in its final throes. Coincidence? Ask v4.20.

  10. Jücifer says:

    He’s even drinking soda-pop for chrissake, I bet he’s wearing his jammies too.

  11. reo speedwagon in converse says:

    What a precious little fuckstick. What part of brooklyn is he in and what part of iowa is he from?

  12. bollocks to this says:

    so elvis costello uses a mac, eh?

  13. Clayton. says:

    Yeah, what fag.

    Sent from my iPhone. At a bar.

  14. Jackson says:

    I would most definitely accidentally spill a full beer all over his macbook.
    Shit… sorry dude my bad :(

  15. Steve Jobs says:

    You asshole! Don’t you have an iPhone?

  16. Penis-Belenis says:

    In the not-so-distant future when nobody uses laptops anymore, people aren’t going to believe that assholes used to actually lug around these huge machines to coffee shops and shit.

  17. PopFop says:

    I can’t believe no one has called out the trilby for fuck sake.

  18. Lunchin' says:

    I think that’s Matt Drudge searching Craigslist for a raw egg reach around.
    At a bar.

  19. taco says:

    i work from home and ive totally done this before. trust after working for ten hours cooped up in an apartment, knowing you have another six hours of staring at a computer screen ahead of you, the only thing that makes it less horrible is sitting in a dark room drinking cheap booze.

  20. Doc says:

    I like seeing girs go to bars and do their homework and then get all pissed when people are bothering them and or being loud. I mean really? you just set yourself up for that. AND I KNOW you like that attention girl.

  21. J says:

    hes clearly drinking soda pop.

  22. Jungle Jism says:

    He’s surfing gay porn, and shifting side to side on a butt plug.

  23. jerry lawler says:

    sometimes my balls smell like poop.


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