Posted by
Gavin
• 11.30.11 09:54 pm

Well, the good news is I found dad but, uh, I don’t think he’s coming home.

[rating:10]


Comments
  1. Gnasher says:

    Fantasy Island meets Dora the Explorer

  2. Unclaimed smegma says:

    This guy’s great! I used to see him around all the time in midtown.

  3. omg sooo randummm says:

    best caption in months

  4. Goat My Sampson says:

    if that’s a mixed drink in his hand this guy broke the high score.

  5. Sasha Lane says:

    This dude always tries to communicate with me, I think he’s deaf? I don’t know, super nice guy…who’s usually in nothing but underwear.

  6. Frenchie's Sister says:

    Wow! This guy is still alive? I remember him from the mid to late ’90s, riding the same little girls’ bicycle around in midtown and wearing odd little outfits.

  7. chelsea says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  8. bleeak says:

    What City is this guy from? Whats his deal?
    Need to know because looking at this pic makes me feel like i am staring into a crystal ball.

  9. Giden Yago says:

    Where else?

  10. globusretardus says:

    Owner of Manhattan.

  11. the douche says:

    thats some big wheel pimping…

  12. blaahus poopus says:

    Nice. Been a while since a free spirit got face time round these parts.

  13. Zippy says:

    Nine Kitties just for the shoes. What the hell is that? Polished Porcelain?

  14. raymes says:

    oh boy! I feel him.

  15. mr.meat says:

    zombie killah

  16. jax the skull rider says:

    All the bicycle nerds out there should bow down, and start to emulate this genius. He deserves his own army.

  17. Frankieneversaidtotheolsensrelax says:

    I wonder what those lame shitty bods ok face chicks from Westchester who live in Murray Hill/Midtown think when they go to work every morning?

  18. Scott says:

    Yep, this guy is awesome. Can usually be found pounding pink lemonade outside of PJ’s.


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