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Gavin
• 11.20.09 11:00 am 
What do you get when you convince Tobey MaGuire, John Stossel, and Eva Mendes to get nude and fight each other? Well, you get a pornographic romcom about post-millennial intercourse in a world where gender still matters.
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This video is on the DVD Gavin McInnes is a Fucking Asshole.”
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fizzzzzzzurst. wow. hadnt seen gavins asshole before…
hahaha holy shit.
Who is the brunette on the train and why isn’t there just a video of nothing but her?!
fuckkkkk yeah
that pole work? god I respect you.
Probably could have done without the taint…probably.
That’s me, licking Gavin’s nipple and getting kicked out the club. Classic.
that’s what its really like for me
Yep. Best thing ever.
that was the fuckin best…
I can see your polyps from here.
I’m pretty sure this is the most advanced piece of visual comedy of 2k9. I have a feeling it’s actually from 2k10aint. Just want 2 lay some creased bills in some upsidedown dudes 4 christmas.
Wow! Who woulda thought? Get rid of Blog-what’s-his-face and the site gets good again…weird.
RESPECT.
holy shit that was hilarious. you should make it embeddable so people can share it
amazing!
geezus dude, you’re a freak. nobody wants to see that shit.
hilarious
That was great dude. Did you raid my dads closet for the short shorts and ratty old Chucks you wore in the train scene?
Sorry about your tattoo.
jesus christ i can taste your fucking breakfast from here…
poor lesley had to see that. still, you’re the heavyweight champ Gavin. i don’t think the hollywood jews would know what to do with you. bravo.
hilarious & disturbing. well done.
crazy taint action.
I like the centrifugal force stretching out his weiner. Science!
hahahahahahah you sick fuck
Amazing.
That was very awesome. Street Carnage is back baby.
‘THUMBS UP’
That was probably the best thing that will happen to me today.
go go go
Hmmmmm…well done. You’re finally starting to get it.
Dug it.
Vane$$a you’re a fuckin idiot. BN was right about you
“show me your tongue” killed me
brilliant!
all the people complaining about gavin’s seeing private areas are closet fags (yes, ESPECIALLY the chicks)
bravo
This may be the single best video in existence. Excuse me while I post it everywhere.
fucking hilarious!! thanks streetcarnage for getting this friday started
Why is it that whenever I compliment someone at this site I end up getting raped by some anonymous dick! Blognigger likes me! Right?
Shut yer hole…Vane$$a. This is Gavin’s time to shine. I wonder if he’s upset that no one has mentioned his “length?”
Best I ever had.
Wow, that was Gavin McInnes’ fucking asshole.
YOU PENIS IS NOT YOUR FUNNIEST ORGAN. I swear to go dude, seriously.
uhhh NSFW. seriously. But seriously, this is hilarious.
shittttt
My favourite part was when flicked your dink up and down and up and down.
thumbs up. your ass.
Surprisingly funny. And some day your kid will see that. That’s my favorite part.
Wow! That’s the first time this site has made me laugh in months!
Really great stuff guys.
P.s.
I noticed something a bit off-putting during the train scene:
Gavin I recommend using iodized salt. It’ll clear that goiter right up!
oh man that was so good. you put everything into perspective. can you imagine us ladies dressed up as construction workers and heckling dudes on the streets? yeah, in another universe.
Gavin,
You have just redeemed yourself for the decade!!!
Genius!
goddamnit my penis just retracted back into my body.
Nice worm.
amazing. amazing. this is just good because its seriously on a whole other path from what ever the fuck vice was on. this is on a whole other unique level.
Sorry but while you were swinging your dick around I really wanted to laugh but I was still busy thinking about the brunette on the train and her sweet sweet looking breasts.
Sweet tats. This post rules.
good work!
ahahaha… nice job
hahaha “show me your tongue”
I hope this is the last we see of the black hole.
i will fly to nyc from toronto just to be in the next video
I feel like some sort of threshold has been passed. That was the last truly funny taboo joke that has ever been done. Seeing male anus and taint will not be funny in future versions of that joke. So what’s left? From this juncture, I can only foresee a listless future of people who are comfortable with their sexuality.
That’s it. Society has finally passed into the last epoch of pure reason before the redescent into barbarism.
If God wasn’t dead I’d pray for him to help us all.
The past couple weeks of Street Carnage have been bliss… worth enduring that bullshit through the summer.
This was amazing.
A TOUCH OF CLA$$
^^^ I think I have a crush on you. CALL ME!
fucking brilliant!!!
worth it for hooters/angel joke
i hope drake sues you
@Charles
If the male anus is still that scintillating to you, you should probably stop talking about “thresholds” that need to be crossed.
If god wasn’t dead, your first-year philosophy class…
Again, this is great and all but WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE WORD ON THE STREETS?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Awesome!!!!!!! Great work. Very funny and true and great and awesome!
Didn’t we all agree that male taint should never be photographed?
it doesn’t work for me because I doubt many women lust after a guy who looks like a disheveled hobo
Legit just busted a nut. Thanks, gav.
@c’mon
way to miss the joke shitwit
the (deliciously ironic) cherry on top of this gavin-sundae is that you’re are too preoccupied with the drooling girl to understand when gavin moves in for the kill on the dancefloor! like when a school nurse hits you with the needle before the countdown is over and your mind is elsewhere and you just feel the pain as an afterthought, like “ow, that hurt. I feel betrayed”.. except in this case, the nurse is hitting you with a new nitrous oxide-compound and everything is forgiven.
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD.
fuck everything else…Gavin’s cock is bigger than I thought.
@c’mon
Your point is covered in the opening when he says “men want to fuck everything that moves.” In this analogy women would even want to fuck a disheveled hobo like him. He says they only want to fuck y mama tam bien types and she disagrees. Then he proves it. Now do you get the simplest joke ever?
Should tidy up the bar scene at the beginning, that shit is so repetitive. And the whiskey/meth diet rocks, but it’s making you look extra old and haggard dude. Either shave or grow the beard back. You look disgusting.
Yup, Gavin has a really nice unit as well…
gavin mcinnes is the new iggy pop
gavin mcinnes is my fucking herrooooo
I wonder if he employed a fluffer and some viagra just to get himself that “hard.”
hahahahahahahaha that shit made my week. Way too much cocknballs but funny.
I’m willing to share some things to show for the world of the internet. Someone laying down a dollar bill on me entire package is not one of those things.
Apparently I can’t spell on the internet.
Pretty funny man.
Now just add characters and a plot line and you have a TV series or something.
If you know that girl at Pot Psychology can you please ask her to release it on dvd?
Are you there Gavin, its me BJ
gavin got dem sweet ass moves down
Wow, Gavin has some nifty lapdancing moves. I particularly like the one where his cock dangles down and almost touches the floor. Sexy.
Has officially jumped the shark. With no more gimmicks to pull out of your ass, does the site go back to lame posts by Arv and your retarded bloated brother?
Not sure if the best post in the history of the site is the ideal time to discuss “Jumping the Shark.”
“Not sure if the best post in the history of the site is the ideal time to discuss “Jumping the Shark.””
The best post in history of the site is this hacky collegehumor one-note shit? Too bad.
lesley you look good.
jesus man.
you know how to please.
I would totally go to a strip club to see guys that look like gavin swing their dicks around. Gavin quit trying to act like you’re not hot. I’m going to masturbate to this video out of spite and lust.
I think it totally jumps the shark. The site is on its way down. The only posts anyone gives a shit about are Gavin’s and he has to show his asshole to get any reaction. Jumping the shark was a sensational attempt to save Happy Days. This is SC jumping the shark. Unless Gavin is going to take a shit on a midget live, we have seen SC’s swan song.
I love how everyone who has seen this will now think of Gavin’s taint every time that Drake song comes on.
you should stop posting at all.
100th!
fucking legendary
hilarious.
and yet you’re wrong. you miss it completely. it’s (desire and becoming easily turned on/aggressive/objectifying a group you are attracted to) based on gender roles and societal constructs. you don’t think diesel dykes do the same things to female strippers? they sure do, because they’re in touch with being “male.”
fantastic video, wrong conclusion. women are just as predatory and as often as men when they embrace the male persona. but not many understand that their passivity and inhibitions are not innate. not many at all.
really nice video.
That was dirty. Ew
Swan song? Ha! Gavin is positioning himself as the biggest asshole around (look how mean he is!) to become the king of the massive untapped Schadenfreude army on the internet. Jumped the shark? No sir. Street Carnage is heading like a rocket through the stratosphere.
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Um, holy sh** — I wasn’t expecting this video to take the turn that it did, but it is f’ing hilarious … hats off to G.M. for, um, manning up … physical comedy takes a new step in its evolution — bye bye Chris Farley dancing and Will Ferrell streaking bits (no longer funny compared to this).
omfg
That beer looked damn good.
This was awesome. I would maybe like it better if you cut the bar intro/outro that explains the joke. It gives it a sort of SNL conventionality you probably don’t need to lean on. It still works with it, though.
You also got me into that song in a big way.
Nice moves and nice dick.
HA AH AHA HAAH
if that’s a grower, that’s got to be one heck of a dick when it’s hard.
could you do a part 2? something like you and the bespectacled guy (he’s fucking adorable) doing a softcore photo shoot? maybe stroking your shafts and doing faux-gay moves on each other. that’d be swell.
let’s hear a big hurrah for gavins arsehole.
i think it should have it’s own username.
1. titties girl on the train
2. lesley’s face
3. gavin’s dick looks like mine.
loved it
I WATCH THIS VIDEO EVERYDAY BECAUSE IT IS SO FUCKING AMAZING.
hahaha Now every time I hear that damn song on the radio I think of Gavins upsidedown cocknballs.
i just copied this to embed.
THAT WAS FUNNY GAVIN.
I will now be going to my masterbatorium… with my computer…. be back in a while.
Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh shit,I just wet myself…
Fucking Brillant!
Show me your tongue bit was so on point it was kinda scary.
hilarious, but not a complete inversion because all the girls were hot.
hahahaha “thats right, show me your tongue”
i shit my own dick. froze it into a shildo. then fucked my pussy with it.
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omg how have i not watched this before awesome. i like that you write in penis parts specifically for your horseick. way to go!
DICK
DAMN who is that second girl on the subway in the pink top?!
i don’t know if i needed to rewatch that sans the black bars
best i’ve ever EVER had.
I just had to watch that again for the 30th time-truly,the fuckin’ best I’ve ever had.
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i was touching myself during the pole scene.
Dude. The question is: why were you reading The New York Post on the subway? I didn’t picture you being a New York Post reading on the subway kinda dude… unless you “read it just for it’s killer sports section.”
Very funny vid. You have balls, man. *cough*
Peace.
he is the king.
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