The new shirts are in.
We get all our tattoos at Saved and when we needed last minute t-shirts for SXSW we got up from the chair and said, “Hey, that hurt like hell. Were you pushing extra hard?” and the guy was like, “What?” And we go, “We need shirts for our shows in Texas. Can you make them, like, now?” And they go, “No problem.”
Update: YouTube version available.
After that batch we kept coming back again and again until they said, “Let’s just do a silk screen. It’s cheaper and faster and the print will look way better because it won’t fade the way this spray paint does.” We agreed. So here they are. EIGHT STYLES in all! They come in medium and large and they’re Hanes Beefy T so they don’t get all wimpy and polyestery like those other shirts do. Oh, and we took out the “.com” part on the logo because you told us to. BUY NOW!
Dear Street Carnage,
Are your shirts sexist? I am a petite girl and the Medium Hanes is too big, even after I wash it.
Thanks for your letter. How’s the tour going? Are you even on tour? Yes, our shirts are very dude-centric in size but if you’re worth half your weight in fashion prowess you can cinch it here and cut the collar there. Look at this chick with the sunglasses (above). That’s a finangled medium. Not bad right? Another possible solution would be to put some weight on. You’re starting to look like a dude.
BUY THEM IN PERSON IN
If you think the internet is a stupid idiot you can get them in person at Lawanna’s in Brooklyn (155 Grand St near Bedford) and at The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (85 Kenmare St near Lafayette) in Manhattan.
A VHS tape barfs out it’s tape and that becomes a cloudy dream that spells out “tv carnage.” BUY NOW!
All you have to do is send us your address and we’ll send you 5 black & white stickers and 5 color ones.