Upshur County resident DeWitt Thomas, pictured above, has filed a lawsuit against Two Rivers Grocery and Market Store for gross violation of his religious rights. Specifically, Mr Thomas belongs to a fringe sect of Hinduism that forbids him from having his groceries bagged by African Americans.
Now, your first question might be: Is DeWitt Thomas probably just a racist jerkoff who’s fucking with the media? No: He’s definitely just a racist jerkoff who’s fucking with the media.
Nevertheless, here’s the problem:
This lawsuit is the logical outcome of forcing society to bend over backwards to comply with the “religious” whims of its most insane and antisocial leeches.
I see the same shit in NYC everyday; it’s just that other religious groups’ hatred is better veiled by the cloak of old legitimacy.
Hasidic businessmen regularly refuse to shake hands with my female colleagues. Then they work half-days every Friday so that they can get home before sundown when the invisible monster strikes.
Get the fuck outta here with that shit, or quit complaining about Dewitt Thomasberg.
I’m glad this guy exists, and I’m glad he filed this asinine lawsuit. I don’t care whether he had the toothless wherewithal to intend it as a postmodern protest against the idiocy of religious appeasement; that’s how the fuck I’m taking it.