Posted by
Donna Deliva
• 04.28.09 11:19 am


Our resident alien Arv turned us on to this article his friend did about eating pussy. Apparently she’s sick of not getting eaten out and has decided to call a blow job boycott.

Our resident alien Arv turned us on to this article his friend did about eating pussy. Apparently she’s sick of not getting eaten out and has decided to call a blow job boycott.


Aileen,

The problem with getting eaten out is it’s so personal new dates often don’t want to go that far. I find sucking a dick way less intrusive than having a stranger go down on my piss hole. I’d rather save that for the honeymoon phase. Like, when we’re really digging each other, and he doesn’t care that I do number twos (I know, long ways away).

However, a lot of guys don’t do it because they know they suck at it, and they don’t want to get told to fuck off. Guys, here’s the secret to making us cum.

1- Make sure we want you to eat us out. That means head downstairs slowly, and if you feel any kind of pull up or hesitation come back up. If you know us well you can even ask us something hornly like, “You want me to lick your pussy?” No response means, “No thanks.”

2- Once you get down there start off SUPER SLOW. In fact, don’t even eat the meat. Start by teasing the inner thighs and shit. When you feel some real anticipation maybe then lay your tongue on the whole patch like a blanket.

3- Do not start speedy. I know you want to. I can feel it. But go as slow as you possibly can at the beginning. So slow it’s frustrating. You need to save all your speed demon stuff for the very very end and that means a long, slow climb to the top. Believe me. It pays off in the end because to go fast right out the gate can cost you dozens of minutes of us trying to catch up with you.

Anyway, I think being mad about a lack of pussy eating neglects the part where a lot of us aren’t ready for you to fuck that up – again. Once you’re both finally ready follow these 3 tips, and we’ll make sure your tip leaves fully emptied.

Love,
Donna

Here’s Aileen’s article:

GIVING UP ON GOING DOWN

Remember my earlier post and how I spent the entire day thinking about sex while trying to study? Well it happened again, and this time it started as soon as I got to work. Lana later experienced ovarian blues, and I apologized profusely. But what can I do? It seems now a days, she keeps being part of a bargain she has no gain in. One in which we both don’t win.

You can take this as a rant or whatever, but I’m taking back my gift. My close friends have been right, I am extremely generous and for what? For nothing I tell you. I’m referring to the gift of giving succulent, mind-numbing oral. I know it is a bit skanky on my part, but it’s something I enjoy doing on the right person. It gives me a weird satisfaction of knowing I can make you scream my name and leave you shaken and out of breath. In fact I get so into it turns me on because I’m expecting the same in return. Instead the guy either falls asleep like a baby from exhaustion or wants to have sex. What’s the problem you say? The problem is the fact that in the end I have yet to climax like you motherfucker. And there I am left alone still pining for more sex. The past two years have been like an inescapable nightmare.

At first I thought maybe I just have a hard time getting off, but after countless bathroom conversations with random drunken ladies and reading numerous scholarly articles it seems to be more of a global problem. It seems to me that most guys that don’t know how to get a lady off and don’t bother learning. For starters, foreplay is necessary to get things going because if you look at the facts it generally takes longer for a woman to reach that orgasmic bliss that makes sex worth it. Penetration can only take you so far, and I meant that literally because it takes one person where they want to go and that is the dude. Ladies need that clitoral stimulation, or at least a vibrating cock ring.

What’s more of a global problem is the fact that men are receiving without giving. So I say you join me in this protest and don’t give until you receive! Now these sexual conversations always tend to make an appearance at small gatherings, or are of topic amongst my male peers and it seems they avoid it because they don’t like fish. Seems to me they’ve had a bad experience or have yet to get an acquired taste. Let’s not forget that spunk doesn’t taste like a bowl of cold stone birthday cake concoction either.

I can’t speak on behalf of how other ladies tend to themselves, but I can and will speak for myself. I am low or no maintenance to hang with and expect the same from my friends and crushes, but when it comes to my body I am on top of my game. Brazilian waxes, kiegels, cute underwear, showering, exercise, healthy eating, and doctor visits to give me the satisfaction of knowing I’m clean. True some of these things I picked up from having to dress in front of strangers at runway shows and swimsuit gigs, but it only made me more aware of myself and damn baby I look and smell good! So why would “he” missed out on such an opportunity to make me red. I mean there is a reason why my daily uniform consists of skirts and dresses.

As I wrote this on the train a fellow lady lurker sitting next to me agreed. Sort of creepy, but it proves my point of how we are not receiving equal treatment. For that reason I will no longer use my DSL to head downtown if I don’t get it first. I’m pretty sure I can go a long time with no problems.

Another qualm I do have but I’ll give some slack for are those guys who do go down, and fail so miserably. A for effort, but F for sucking badly. It’s called eating out for a reason, so baby get a lil’ dirty and bon apetit. That’s all I have to say about that.

I don’t want to fall in love with you; I just want some good satisfaction. And then maybe I’ll fall in love with you.

So for those of you guys who want to do something right for the world I urge you all to start practicing, or read up on this. There is so much information you all severely lack, excluding Canada.

If you want us to go down in the darkness of a cheap movie theater, you got to realize that if we proceed to place our bare knees on sticky popcorn littered theater floor we do expect something in return.

And please MAN UP.

“Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha, go downtown, eat it like a vulture”. –Missy Elliot

Please note: Sex and the Cyber City is on vacation temporarily.

Taken from HERE.


Comments
  1. SHITCOCK says:

    I have no sympathy for dumb twats who choose to date assholes and then complain that the assholes act like assholes. “Oh gee, your complete fuckin douchebag boyfriend doesn’t eat you out? Well maybe if you dated a guy who actually gave a shit about you he’d do things you like.”

    Asshole douchebag dudes treat you like shit because by dating them you are saying that is how you want to be treated. If you want to be treated like a princess, date a nice guy, even though at first you’re gonna think he’s boring and vanilla.

  2. ha ha says:

    SHITCOCK is a fag who loves girls

  3. Sludge Pussy says:

    In other news, no one gives a fuck about girls who take a billion years to cum, except for their vibrators.

  4. Street Boning says:

    Aileen,

    Guys don’t go down on you because you are a slob. I understand that you are trying to compensate for your busted looks by giving ‘great head’. We see through that shit. The first thing I think of when I get great head is; ‘How many dicks did this skank suck to get this good at it?’ Right afterwards I completely rule out any chances of EVER ‘lickin that pussy like I should’. Stop being such a slut and stricktly look for the ‘captain save a ho’ looser type that will worship every inch of you and willingly munch on your dirty ass ho rug.

  5. whiners suck says:

    I like this! If dudes get anything out of this post I hope it is #3

    that being said, shitcock is kind of right.

  6. booglaboo says:

    @ Street Boning.

    so if you’re naturally adept to a certain skill, youre automatically a slut?

    that sucks.

    you’re damned if you do. and youre damned if you don’t.

  7. Homo Police says:

    BREAKING: LADIES INSECURE ABOUT THEIR VAGINAS

  8. Ernest Queefingway says:

    You should start fooling around with more ugly guys. We give the best head. I can say personally that pussy eating is my Ace of Spades. Gotta compensate for this ugly mug somehow…

  9. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    The ever bitter SHITCOCK is right. It’s a little obnoxious when you ladies launch these complaints.

    Stop dating queens.

  10. too long says:

    looks kinda lengthy but since its about oral sex i might skim through it.

  11. Riddler says:

    If you’re not having your pussy eaten, there’s a reason. Either your cunt reeks like rotten chocolate or you’re an irritating selfish bitch.

  12. Val says:

    Really?
    Am i in the minority in which i can say that i always get it first before i give it?
    With the exception of this Italian i was sleeping with last year. His dick was my cocaine.
    His jizz tasted minty! WINTERGREEN FRESH MUTHAFUCKIN MINTY!
    His diet consisted of steaks and espressos.

    Guys, if you want girls to jump your penis and give you head in the living room of a not-so-empty apartment pleaaase drink a lot of coffee and eat a lot of meat. SWINE FLU S’WHINE WHO?

    i bet “vegan jules” sperm tastes like day rotten tripe. i dated a vegetarian for 3 years that shit was acidic & vile.
    Also, getting guys to give you head isn’t that hard if your body is anatomically equipped with Skene’s glands like mine.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland WIKI THAT CRAZY TRUTH ‘N IT’S FUNCTIONS
    Guys like tangible evidence of fireworks (erm “water”works?); it’s a really big ego boost for them.

    +++
    Ernest Queefingway of
    04.28.09 at 12:18 pm
    “You should start fooling around with more ugly guys. We give the best head.”

    RE: Kind of true. Nerds are the greatest in bed. Rock stars in bands just lay there with their big dicks expecting you to do all the work. Boresville.

  13. original says:

    I don’t know about all nerds being the greatest in bed (tall skinny guys with big dicks don’t know WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING most times). Aggro-nerds are worse than those roll over and fuck you and roll back over jocks. They hate women, but their hate-sex is so limp. SHITCOCK is right. Nice guys are probably where it’s at. I wouldn’t know because I’ve never been with one. A real one. Just a bunch of guys who are good at faking it. Needless to say, I’ve stopped faking it with them. No one should fuck them ever, anymore, and give it up to the ugly ducklings. I mean, everyone is responsible for their own orgasm in some way, but shit…give that shit to me without a helping hand sometime you attractive, self-deprecating nerd boy on the keyboard. I’m over it. Line up the uglies.
    Nothing is worse than giving an eye-roll instead of being able to get off. Get off of me and get out.

  14. Anonymous says:

    brava. a man needs to be a fucking navy seal about it and if he can’t he should get kicked out of bed on the spot. if a woman gives amazing head and keeps herself immaculate there is no excuse for a man giving anything less. and if he can’t fuck then he’d better eat like the dykiest lesbo in the world and not be opposed to watching you get fucked by someone who can do it right while he jerks off in the corner like the silent, grateful audience that he is lucky to be.

    nerds aren’t the best in bed but they always get an a+ for effort.

  15. Anonymous says:

    this should be reposted all over the internet. it could be right up there with steak and bj day.

  16. bob "broken high heel, drunk bitches" barker says:

    WHAT!? theres a legion of men out there that DONT like to eat pussy?

    Snatch: dem shits is tasty!

    Really, I am so pro-pussy eating that I’ve freaked out girls in the past where its like “oh shit, i had no idea……you want to eat it now, now? I was thinking……oh my!”

    Only faggots hate eating pussy.
    Only pussies hate pussy.
    and remember, you got dicks, pussies and assholes. which one are you?

  17. Scott Masters! says:

    Wash your pussies like I wash my meat and we can both have our selves a tasty treat. I can’t come from blowjobs anymore unless the lady is real dedicated and good at what she does. If ladies make cocksucking seem like a chore rather than the sweet video game that pussy-eating is then maybe they wouldn’t whine so much. Also, wash your pussies. Or carry those wipes. It’s summer and we need to freshen up that funkbox. As a community. Dudes too. I know that my dick can smell like a sauna at a Ramada Inn after the kids have been pissing on the rocks. But I’ve also been known to wash it in the sink at the T-nest if I suspect it could be heading throatways. Wisen up America. For the community.

  18. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    Whoa! Demoting a poor performer to a spectator would be a little fucking harsh. Some of you girls toy your shit so senseless it’s like tickling a hobo’s heel. So it’s not always finesse and oral aptitude that wins the battle; sometimes it’s like forcing a snow pea through a plate glass window for 2 hours. If you’re with the right guy, he’ll find a way to get that fucking pea through the god damned window.

    Anyway, I’d make sure the second man had a colon full of his own molars before he ever finished his job. Being sent off to the corner is ego homicide.

  19. homeless. says:

    you gotta be kidding me about the coffee and steak, although i wish that was all i ate everyday, it is not gonna help your gizz go down any easier. Dudes, cut back on the coffee a bit, drink lots of water and the big one is, eat a bunch of pineapple or drink a glass of pineapple juice a day.

    I did a closed experiment (when the person who is participating doesn’t know they are, i think) a few years back to test the pineapple thing, I ate 4-5 pineapples in a two week period and didn’t tell my lady friends about it. I drank a bunch of water and tried to weed out the nasty stuff from my diet. At the end of the two weeks I squeezed a load into this girls mouth and after, i swear, she says “Wow that tasted really good!” two days later with a different girl i got basically the same response. So if you want girls to stop spitting your load into you pants that were lieing on the floor next to your bed, get some pineapple in ya.

    Oh and I ate a pineapple last week and the new girl liked it as well.

  20. homeless. says:

    “RE: Kind of true. Nerds are the greatest in bed. Rock stars in bands just lay there with their big dicks expecting you to do all the work. Boresville.”

    A friend of mine just bagged a rockstar dude (also a friend) and was so bummed out that he didn’t deliver. “You can’t put the pussy/cock on a pedestal”

  21. homeless. says:

    oh, and i wear a pussy like a feedbag, you should too.

  22. Vane$$a says:

    What shitcock said. I only read the first sentence, but it was enough to convince me that he was going where I planned on going anyways.

  23. homeless. says:

    Arv. are you retarded. don’t make your dude bust a nut unless he has gotten you off first or you are on the rag, in which case, put some work in and earn your keep. Almost any dude is gonna pass the eff out after a mind blowing bj, which i’m sure you deliver. Suck his dick a bit, get him going, and then switch off. And if you’ve been out all night, take a shower you maniac. Fresh out the wash is your best bet. maybe sprinkle a little yayo on the table and tell him to make it disappear. he’ll be dieing to put his mouth on something after a few bumps, and if he is like most guys his dick will show up late for the party, which is what you want.

  24. Reality says:

    Notice how these broads write an entire research paper on this shit when they don’t realize that guys don’t really care if they are frustrated or not. The fact is your vagina is kind of disgusting – not as bad as your asshole, but still pretty bad. It bleeds, it pisses, it gets infected and spits out cottage cheese. When you go through your “Fertile Goddess/Judy Chicago” stage in your twenties and stop shaving your bush and all that it just makes things worse. Honestly just keep it neat and clean and be happy your getting a stiff one in there.

  25. lionel hutts says:

    why do some pussy’s smell horrible after you fuck and some still manage to smell like beautiful flowers? i hate going to the bathroom to wipe my dick off and wash my fingers because i’m literally gagging, on the other hand some pussy’s i could just live in. i’ve been experiencing this phenomenon for some time now and figured maybe it was a pre-post period thing, or a been out all night type of deal… but this is not the case. im not talking about fat skanks either who refuse to shower.

  26. sally shoebox says:

    YES. SO AGREED. Mostly the problem I have is that they go down on me and I don’t orgasm, and then they think they suck at it and dont want to try again. I guess I should be a little nicer the first (failed) time. Like not sigh so much and then grab them by the hair and move their heads away.

  27. Reality says:

    My mother still nurses me. She was the first one to warn me about icky vaginas and steering clear of them before they snatch me up like a baby bird out of its nest and devour me whole. Mother always knows best.

  28. homeless. says:

    hahaha. reality kills it.

  29. Anonymous says:

    reading men complain about eating pussy is about all i need to kill my she-boner for the day. i’ve sucked funky, sweaty cock after a long day and, guess what, i got into it anyway. bring it the fuck on. jizz on my face and force a load. if i gag it just makes them cum harder. it’s sport, assholes.

    you fucking pussies.

  30. Rick Samson says:

    “The only way I eat that pussy is if there’s Arby’s inside.”

  31. crampon says:

    you should shut the fuck up and just be glad another human wants to touch your parts at all.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9-itE5qns

  32. this should post should be titled “Women’s Problems” so I could have saved my index finger from the unnecessary click

  33. Bubbles says:

    Uhhh, there’s already a guide to eating pussy. It’s called the “Vice Guide to Eating Pussy” and Gavin wrote it however many years ago and it was a hell of a lot better than this, even if it was written by a dude.

    Also, what makes you think you give such great head? I’m just going to take a stab in the dark here and say it was because some guy told you you did right after you blew him. Sorry to tell you this, but shit like that doesn’t count, and the very fact that you have to tell everyone how good you are only highlights your skanky desperation. Buy a vibrator and join every other woman on Earth. I’m a girl, but this “Boo hoo guys won’t go down on me” unsatisfied bitch BS would be better suited for Jezebel.

  34. Bubbles says:

    By the way, when a guy fucks me he swears me to secrecy. He also requests a bag over my head and I don’t complain. You don’t know how good you’ve got it so just shut up before you ruin it for me and take away what little sex I still get from desperados.

  35. Arv says:

    RE: homeless.

    I assure you that, unless one of you commentators is jacking off to my posts (much obliged), I’ve never made any “dude bust a nut.”

    In other words: I didn’t write this article, you retard.

  36. Beef says:

    We know all this shit. Pussies just stink.

  37. Joese says:

    How about this for a double-standard: When I bust, it’s over.

  38. Vane$$a says:

    When are women going to figure that we could give a shit what they want? Once again, all it comes down to is “do as I tell you and dump your manhood for metrosexuality,” i.e. I’m really hoping to marry one of my female friends but with a dick. You know what I say to this shit? Go eat each other out. In my eyes, you’re basically retarded pin-cushions.

    P.S. Anyone who use phrases like, “I am on top of my game,” is a fuckin cheese-dick.

  39. fark says:

    what is this, sorry-mom?

  40. fark says:

    Maybe if women shaved down there, us men wouldn’t have a problem going down on girls. If it’s a jungle down there, no way I’m munching on carpet. Yes Aileen, it means you have to shave too. And don’t even deny it.

  41. Anonymous says:

    “When are women going to figure that we could give a shit what they want?”

    when are men going to figure that women have always known this blatantly evident fact. women have the pussy so unless you’re content w/passive do-nothings, desperate obese chicks or buying a good fuck by furnishing some foreigner’s green card (we have a winner), you’re out of luck finding anybody worthwhile to fuck.

  42. D says:

    Nerds? Nice guys? Hell no. They are way too polite and as Lady Gaga says “Unless it’s love if it ain’t rough it isn’t fun.”

    What you girls need is a thug, preferably a white one. Black thugs all go down but they spend too much time lying that they won’t and by the time they do you’re already bored of the conversation.

  43. The Bedroom Athlete says:

    I hope you guys pay attention to this…

    1. Don’t eat a girl out when she just finished her period. Like 2 or 3 days afterwards. That’s when they usually smell the worst.

    2. I’m very fortunate that an ex-girlfriend taught me in detail how to eat pussy. This was before the internets…around 1994 I think. I’ve eaten a ton of pussy over the years and I love it. Probably 50 or so.

    3. I agree with Shitcock…you probably date shitheads. You’ll probably date them forever so get used to it.

    4.The best blowjob I’ve ever had was from a virgin and I know for a fact that she was a virgin. Some people are just naturals at sex. I’m sorry for the rest of you.

    5. The girls who take forever to cum just have to accept the fact that they’re not going to get head that often. Some girls have taken so long, the skin that connects my tongue to the bottom of my mouth has actually ripped. I liked them enough to do it though…just not very often.

  44. Reality says:

    I love how this site throws around the word nigger like it doesn’t mean anything but the minute you start talking about a woman’s vagina they censor your post. Any of you guys ever tried calling an actual black person nigger? I’m pretty sure despite your boxing prowess you would get your “Chucks” scuffed pretty quickly…

  45. a4awesome says:

    You don’t have to eat a lady out to get her to orgasm, but unfortunately most guys don’t know how to do that either. I’m trying my luck with the older guys (late 20s – early 30s).

    Jeez if he gets to cum, I wanna cum too. Didn’t MLK Jr. fight for equal rights?!?!?!

  46. Vane$$a says:

    “when are men going to figure that women have always known this blatantly evident fact. women have the pussy so unless you’re content w/passive do-nothings, desperate obese chicks or buying a good fuck by furnishing some foreigner’s green card (we have a winner), you’re out of luck finding anybody worthwhile to fuck.”

    Women who are truly attractive/cool tend to attract men who are able to be themselves and please them at the same time. No instructions are necessary. If you’re out there publicly complaining about men and trying to get them to change, it’s because something about YOU sucks; therefore, it usually follows that something about your mate sucks. I say take a long hard look in the mirror before you go telling everyone around you to change. I’ve never listened to any of this “be this be that” shit that frustrated women blather, yet pre-marriage I left a huge amount of broken female hearts in my wake. Get a fucking grip. If you’re complaining about how clueless men are, you’re probably just as clueless. We all get what we deserve.

  47. Joey Odessa says:

    Most guys that don’t know how eat bush were raised by single-mothers.

  48. SHITCOCK says:

    If you quote Lady Gaga you should get off the internet and go back to ga-gagging on the cocks of strangers in airport bathrooms.

  49. D says:

    ^^ Only if they eat me out 1st.

  50. todd says:

    mmm pussy

  51. Anonymous says:

    “I’ve never listened to any of this “be this be that” shit that frustrated women blather, yet pre-marriage I left a huge amount of broken female hearts in my wake.”

    only a guy who spouts, and worse, believes such tripe could actually be audacious enough to blame women for men’s lack of skill or ambition. it may with women who are into pining over arrogant dickheads, but it won’t work with women who actually expect skill and enthusiasm, along with the ability to receive and carry out instructions. if you think men don’t need to be taught anything then you have chosen unambitious lovers who lack true confidence.

  52. edward special says:

    what did you say? i can’t hear you with your mouth full.

    aaaaaaaaah

    http://www.myspace.com/skullfront

  53. cuntvomit says:

    Pussy juice cocktails are delicious!

  54. Dear Streetcarnage Forum says:

    I am a young affluent socialite and i swear 100% of this is a true story……this site has turned into Maxim: Brooklyn.

  55. grimlock says:

    i love eating girls out, and after doing a bit of research and getting good training from a couple of clued up partners, feel i’ve got some form. i usually make chicks come when we have sex, but then the bjs i get in return are lame and i then have to come from vag sex.

    which isn’t shit i guess, but disappointing.

  56. ew says:

    OMG U GUYS R LOOOOONG WINDED. i coulda solved this in 20 wordz or less

    # 1. lock ur date for a three weekend in the basement without food or water.

    #2. dip ur genitals in nutella

    #3. take ur genitals down to the basement

    u will get oral. i mens warehouse it.

  57. Duderoonie says:

    Hey Ne$$, can you shut your fucking pie hole? Pussies and penises are a distant memory for you.

  58. frolicking lepro-c says:

    I agree with Aileen. MEN CAN BE COMPLETELY SELFISH AND CLUELESS IN BED!!

    and thats why we end up fucking your brothers!!!

    What happened to America’s equality of oppurtunities? if your sausages are gettin some action, we deserve a lil tastin’ of our cat nip also! granted you must leave the tacos alone if there’s salsa on it!

    men – let’s face it, you’re all egotistical selfish cowards when it comes to the woman’s pleasure box. if the pussy stinks, let the bitch know! obviously not all of us have stretch armstrong necks and can take a whiff of our funkytrunks! i’m sure if a woman’s enchilada is experiencing some foulplay in the odor dept. she will take care of it!….. right after that slap/kick to the cranium…

    women – all of you women defending the men who don’t go down – are USELESS. you should be thanking this brave girl for opening her godamn mouth for us. even you fat ugly chicks have to admit your pussies need a lil TLC!! don’t hate her ’cause you’re lucky enough to even have a dick shoved in there from time to time!!

    truth of the matter is, men need to learn once and for all that this double fucking standard of “suck my dick, ok lets fuck now” without the ME ME ME time needs to END!! obviously aside from the ugly chicks lucky enough to get ANY kind of cock i mentioned before, us ladies need to stop pleasing the man and demand he please us first!! AFTER ALL, WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING CHILDBEARERS; GODDESSES OF FERTILITY & its true what they say, beyond our pussies is a rainbow leading to the little leprochaun & his pot of gold!! SO GET WITH IT.

  59. who-ha na-na says:

    “you gotta lick it – before you stick it. you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it…”

  60. The Bedroom Athlete says:

    @ frolicking lepro-c

    “AFTER ALL, WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING CHILDBEARERS; GODDESSES OF FERTILITY…”

    You just made me vomit in my mouth.

  61. tristeza de lunes says:

    i don’t care for blowjobs much anyway. i always thought the main appeal of getting/giving head was largely either a symbolic part of the mating ritual (“now i shall give only you pleasure, lover. i should hope you’ll be pleased.”) or a dominator brain boner, an ego-rection* and i almostalways find myself wishing it was her baby-hole or even her shady-hole instead of her shriller i was fillin’. but whatevs, i dont love it i dont hate it.

    *wiki has nice art. on fellatio mentioning, amongst other things, who received the first blow job in space (now called a “hubble” or “hubbler”). just kidding, its good though.

  62. ,,, says:

    @ “men – let’s face it, you’re all egotistical selfish cowards when it comes to the woman’s pleasure box. if the pussy stinks, let the bitch know!”

    Women usually react very, very well and maturely to negative comments about their vaginas. It’s not like any of them would ever break down crying, then start smashing things, and then filing false charges.

  63. The Bedroom Athlete says:

    @ frolicking lepro-c

    “obviously not all of us have stretch armstrong necks and can take a whiff of our funkytrunks”

    You don’t need a neck…there’s this thing called a ‘finger.’ Stick it down in your ‘vagina’ and then smell it. That’s usually a good way of ‘figuring out’ how you smell. A woman shouldn’t have to wait for a guy to tell them. If I thought my dick ‘smelled’ like vinegar before a blow job, I’d stick my finger or hand down there to see if my ‘suspicions’ were true.

  64. Vane$$a says:

    @ duderoonie

    How can “pussies and penises” be a “distant memory” for me when I hang at this site everyday?

    Hmmm…I’d like to see what kind of smart ass response you formulate to that one…hot dog!

  65. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something says:

    And the winner is: D. Your comment was so gay I that I done shit my pants and threw up on my shirt. Congratulations, I’ll be digging myself out of this hole all day. Quoting Lady Gaga, Jesus, who’d a thunk it…

  66. ZLUR says:

    Some of youse cunts on here seem like whiney fuckin’ wankers!

    Some of youse are funny tho, I like eating birds out and i like it when i get a suck but really fucking slagging each other off on message boards? Lets all just be mates eh?.

    Yer fuckers!

  67. dapwell says:

    i’m in a little band called THE BEATLES, EVER HEARD OF US?!?!

  68. Blah88 says:

    Booooring

  69. Say What says:

    I don’t know guys, vanessa has a certain wisdom about her that’s dead on. Bottom line? She’s a genius.

  70. fck says:

    i’ve read half of these and i don’t know if it’s the guys you’re dating, buuuut up YOUR game. stop giving guys everything they want, when they want it. that’s why you’re not getting yours. sheesh, switch over to the other side if you’re not getting what you like. don’t bame guys. it’s no ones fault but your own. you need to kick it with puff daddy? no bitchassness, please

  71. ZLUR says:

    Hey Fck, stop being to agonisingly American.

    I makes me sad.

  72. no_name says:

    I don’t get u gals…
    Sex is great- my gf luvs me licking her, loves riding me, but hasn’t given me head in months! when we got 2getha she couldn’t suck and swallow enough, now I get a little lick and that’s it… what’s going on?!

  73. 6.71 PLZ! says:

    I hate it when the eater looks up at me and I’m looking down at them while they’re eating.


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