Posted by
Arv
• 02.17.10 10:00 am


In response to American Apparel’s “Search for the Best Bottom in the World”, wonder-blog The Boobs has started its own contest called “You’ve Got Great Bulge”.

In response to American Apparel’s “Search for the Best Bottom in the World”, wonder-blog The Boobs has started its own contest called “You’ve Got Great Bulge”. The Boobs co-founder Glossyloca describes the genesis of competition thusly:

“I figured, if [American Apparel] can showcase for men (and women) some hot ass, why can’t we give the girls (and guys) what they want? I will start a contest that lets the guys show off what they’re working with and allow our awesome readers to be the judges.”

In an effort to bring both exhibitionistic endeavors together, here are ten submissions from both contests:

“SEARCH FOR THE BEST BOTTOM IN THE WORLD”
1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

“YOU’VE GOT GREAT BULGE” CONTEST


Now get to voting, or just drooling.

(Hat tip: Cary)

-ARV
@ArvSux


Comments
  1. cuntybaws says:

    Ass No. 8! I would wear that ass like a Japanese commuter wearing a gas mask…

  2. Hunk Golden says:

    Really all the asses right there in front of my face look scrumptious, but 9 is ready and positioned for some burrowing.

    I could do without the sidepipe shots. Some remind me of the morningwood in my undies as I stumble to the toilet to pee.

  3. randylahey says:

    ass number two coulda beat obama

  4. Wack-boy says:

    I’m noticing a distinct lack of nig-nogs in these pics.

  5. Loozer Boozer says:

    Beautiful, beautiful bottoms… but the fact that it’s an American Apparel thing just reminds me that AA is tricking stupid, young girls into being soft-core porn models for free on the daily.

  6. Anon says:

    big ups to The Boobs for finally turning the tables on us guys and objectifying the hell out of us. well deserved. i hope this becomes a regular thing.

  7. GiZZz says:

    Ass #2. Damn

  8. KILLHIPSTER says:

    DO YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE OR SOMETHING? THIS IS THE MOST CRACKER-FRIENDLY BLOG ON THE PLANET……SERIOUSLY DO A POST ABOUT SUN RA, PUBLIC ENEMY, fucking STEVE URKEL!! SOMEBODY BLACK!

  9. Captain Mouth says:

    #10 + #9 = nom nom nom nom mouth cunt.

  10. miss appalachian says:

    #2

  11. Vane$$a says:

    #2 for the asses. It’s kinda evil.

  12. man says:

    Christ. I mean, I hate the not-so-subtle explotation and I hate American Apparel’s business model in general, but, CHRIST. The fact that number 7s ass doesn’t have my face buried in it makes me INCREDIBLY upset. I dated a girl with a behind like that and I jerk off to it’s memory every damn day.

    EVERY DAMN DAY

  13. quadruple x says:

    #5.

  14. ew ( 4 REALZ, YO ) says:

    #2 although it looks kinda like a camera angle trick, so i default to #6 but that looks like one of those muscle asses ( yuck!) so then back to # 2.

  15. ew ( 4 REALZ, YO ) says:

    also semi hard-ons aren’t really aesthetically appealing. they’re always pointing every which way.

  16. Poo say says:

    # 5

  17. a4awesome says:

    I want to get laid now. C o o l.

    #6

  18. Shira says:

    Ass #5 Bulge #1

  19. desboobs says:

    bringin it all together.

  20. fugbaby says:

    ass # 1 or 3 ……. bulge # 1

  21. HOMO says:

    ass #2 and #4
    bulge #1 and #10

  22. anne frank says:

    so into bulges

  23. Anonymous says:

    #2. That’s got pop.

  24. Jay says:

    Whose representing the black community? They’d dominate both contests.

  25. knock out says:

    FUCK ARV AND HIS TERRIBLE POSTS, RIGHT?!?!

  26. stoops says:

    because of work i can only check into this site now and then whilst sitting in a northern england pub…and arv, i say, thank you. a thousand blessings upon your small brown head. for the bottoms.

  27. homeless. says:

    Number 7, number 7 is my inspiration!

  28. Beef says:

    Where are the enormous 62″ asses? Gimme somethin’ to chew on.

  29. louie louie says:

    #8 for the ladies so soooooo unbelievable, glad there is NO tattoos on any of them…and I choose number #2 and #5 for the dudes


Leave A Reply