No, Fuck YOU — Howard Stern is the bravest man in showbiz. In case you haven’t heard, the gay liberal mafia is up in arms over Stern’s comments on morbidly obese death-pool favorite Gabourey Sidibe.
No, Fuck YOU — Howard Stern is the bravest man in showbiz.
In case you haven’t heard, the gay liberal mafia is up in arms over Stern’s comments on morbidly obese death-pool favorite Gabourey Sidibe.
Did you see the Oscars? Didn’t it strike you as odd at all that, from the Red Carpet coverage to the final moments of the broadcast, every single commentator and speaker repeatedly remarked on how GORGEOUS Gabourey Sidibe looked?
If we were in their shoes, would any of us be brave enough to admit that this is FUCKING BULLSHIT?
Gabourey Sidibe is a 400-pound sack of lipids who probably has, at most, six years to live. On top of this, her face would be unattractive even if she were thin — at her current weight, the cheek mass she carries on either side of her face literally makes her look Chinese.
Can’t all these phonies at least focus on the fact that she did a great job of playing “Precious?” (Or so I’ve heard.) Do they have to lie and say she’s beautiful too?
I digress — Howard didn’t even go there. Here’s a summary of Stern’s incisive, brave, hilarious comments:
“You feel bad because everyone pretends that she’s part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie,” Stern added. “What movie is she going to be in? ‘Blind Side 2,’ she could be the football player.”
Howard accused Oprah Winfrey, who introduced Sidibe at the Oscars when the best actress nominees were announced, of lying to Sidibe. “When we look at you,” Winfrey told the 26-year-old from the Oscars stage, “we see a true, American Cinderella who’s on the threshold of a brilliant new career.”
Stern disagreed. “She told an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career,” he said during his broadcast. “Oprah should’ve said, ‘you need to get help, we don’t want to lose you.’ “
For Stern, Sidibe’s size is not just a problem for her career, but her health as well.
“You just want to say to her, listen, honey, now that you’ve got a little money in the bank go get yourself thin, because you’re going to die in three years,” he said.
I’ll tell ya, we tend to posthumously lionize figures like Lenny Bruce for their willingness to step out and break convention in defense of freedom of speech. If you were alive in those days though — and you had a public forum to speak out — wouldn’t you have just acted like a jerk-off and walked the party line?
Once again, Howard Stern is the ONLY A-List celebrity who keeps it real. Judging by how I suck people’s dicks at my real job in order to make money and keep my kids safe, I don’t think I’d have the balls to do it either. Then again, if I had Howard’s “FUCK YOU” MONEY, maybe I would.
What do you homos think?