Cassidy Goodson, whose name should probably be Cassidy Baddaughter.
I have a story for you. It’s a good one.
Not good as in good, but good as in completely fucked-up and true to what your local news channel only gives a fuck about—destroyed lives. Fourteen-year-old Cassidy Goodson is currently behind bars in Lakeland, FL, for allegedly murdering her newborn baby. According to reports, little Cassidy choked her baby to death while the infant was still attached to her by the umbilical cord. The newborn had to be silenced before Cassidy’s mother heard it crying.
The high-school freshman allegedly used a pair of scissors to pry the baby out of her vadge and into the toilet. She then pulled the baby out of the water and squeezed his tiny neck until the baby moved no more because she “didn’t know what to do with it.” Cassidy then stashed the corpse in a shoebox.
Even though she had tried to hide her pregnancy by wearing baggy clothes, her two aunts suspected Cassidy was knocked-up, but her mother “was in complete denial.”
In an attempt to prove to her mother that she wasn’t pregnant, Cassidy produced two home-pregnancy tests with negative results. (She of course took the tests alone and in private.) I’m guessing she used warm water instead of her piss? This is something only a woman would know.
Three days after the alleged toilet birth/killing, Cassidy’s mother started to smell a foul odor coming from her daughter’s bedroom. At that point, the police were called after the mother found a tiny corpse in a shoebox in the closet.
The officials are now debating whether to charge the two aunts with the murder because they didn’t speak up when they knew their niece was pregnant. They’re also debating whether or not to charge Cassidy as an adult.
The deceased baby’s father is unknown.
Cassidy’s mother released the following statement: “Let’s remember she is a child and where was her support system?”
This is where you, the readers, come in. Whose fault is it really? Cassidy’s? Her two aunts’? I’m pointing my finger at the mother because what kind of fucking parent can’t tell whether or not their daughter is pregnant? You pull up her shirt and touch her belly; it’s that easy. Mostly only dudes get pot bellies (chicks get fat in the muffin tops), and if your 14-year-old daughter is rocking an enormous beer belly, someone blew a load in her and if it’s a matter of rape than I still think her mother is still to blame for the infant’s death. How about some fucking parenting, people?
Jesse’s final verdict: Cassidy’s mother is not capable of raising a child and should be banned from reproducing no matter how many welfare checks it rakes in. It’s the mom’s fault for a lack of the much-needed guidance her child so desperately needed.
Who’s with me?