I’m proud to announce that Cult Comedy, the hottest Black / Latino / Mick / Wop comedy crew in NYC, have finally accepted a Jewish member: me.
It’s yet another thing my mother was wrong about – selling out to the goyim has already been worth it: About a month ago, they gave me the privilege of working with an old hero of mine, Mr. Arthur Steven Lange.
Wanna take a guess at what Artie’s like to work with? Up his own ass, stoned off his tits, late, unprofessional, egotistical and insecure, right?
Wrong. Nicest fucking guy, had zero ego, and everyone on set was pissing their pants over how hilarious he was.
Quick preemptive note to the douchebags who think they’re funny and will inevitably try to dis Artie in the comments below: You remind me of the talentless Puerto Ricans who step to Q-Tip on J-Train platforms in Queens. They think that just because he’s famous, it means he’s overrated and can’t hold it down on the streets of New York.
Aim high, toys: there’s a reason these guys got to where they are.
So check out the video and be honest about what you think. Aside from the orgasm I had while filming a taint’s-eye view of my balls on the day I got my first camcorder (summer of ’86 represent) this was undoubtedly the most fun I’ve ever had on camera.
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