Our violently racist society, epitomized in Quentin Tarantino’s recent epic film Kill all the White People, has gotten to the point where schoolchildren are now forbidden from taking a stand against the KKK.
Everyone knows that the Ku Klux Klan (pronounced “Ku Klux Klan”) is an extremely powerful hate group whose slimy tentacles reach into the upper echelons of American society. According to most reliable sources, over the past 30 years the KKK has been responsible for the brutal murder of a Chihuahua puppy in rural Alabama because it was barking too loudly and was also suspected to be of Mexican origin. They are also suspected of scaring several migrant workers at flea markets throughout Appalachia during a brutal reign of terror in the mid-90s.
A group of schoolkids in Las Vegas recently sought to illustrate the depths and breadth of the Klan’s unimaginable evilness and despicable personal hygiene by dressing as Klansmen for a social-studies assignment. Tragically, they were reprimanded, scolded, upbraided, lectured, and possibly paddled for their innocent and well-intended gesture. Please write your Congressperson to complain about this. We must send a message that the KKK needs to knock it the heck off with their shenanigans. Enough is enough!