Oh cut the shit moms, you don’t watch the Superbowl to look at “guy’s buns.” You don’t watch the Superbowl at all. Some fucking bullshit Cougar told women
Oh cut the shit moms, you don’t watch the Superbowl to look at “guy’s buns.” You don’t watch the Superbowl at all. Some fucking bullshit Cougar told women it was empowering to care if a guy had a “cute butt” and next thing you know, 50% of the population is pretending they give a shit about the part of the body that gives shits.
Ladies, trust me. As Jack Nicholson would say, “You can’t handle the ass.” You know why we like it? Because we’re fucking disgusting. You know what we want to do with it? Squeeze it? Ha! We want to fucking eat it. The reason we like a woman’s ass is we like looking at it jiggle when we fuck her from behind. We also like digging our nose in the crack and smelling the strange odours it creates. We want to stick our tongue in your asshole you bitches. Can you handle that? Do you want to put your whole body in my ass? I didn’t think so.
Now, I can kind of believe you like a big cock at the peak of your horniness because a big cock can physically get to places a little dick can’t. Fine. That desire is plausible. But a woman craving a man’s ass has no basis in the reality of physical interaction and I hereby call complete bullshit on it.
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