Ronnie Wynn: Clockin’ Gs, clockin’ hos, clockin’ everything but IQ points.
Ronnie Wynn is an earnest young Caucasian lad from extremely white Vancouver, WA, which is just across the Columbia River from extremely white Portland, OR.
Ronnie was not satisfied being extremely white for some inexplicable reason (constant exposure to the brain-melting, critical-skills-murdering Laser Death Rays of American pop culture, perchance?). He seemed OK with being extremely retarded, though, and in a quest for the sort of absolutely inauthentic “authenticity” so cherished among our younger, dumber, and fuller-of-cummer demographics, he decided to act like an extremely black, extremely retarded ghetto thug. The skin color changed—at least in his head—and the retardation was the only constant.
Since people might not think he’s SHHTREEEET enough if he only had one teardrop tattoo—for criminy’s sake, EVERYONE has murdered at least one person these days—he has two:
And in case those don’t scare you enough, he also has a spider tattoo next to his other eye:
Ronnie also has many guns. Or at least two. And he recently allowed himself to be filmed driving around Vancouver’s streets firing his “gats” into Vancouver’s less-than-three-percent-black streets. And then he posted the video on YouTube.
Ronnie seems like he’s all about “respect.” He deserves none. May God’s fist sodomize him until the end of his days.