Posted by
John Barclay
• 06.08.11 10:30 am


Similar to the Fight Face in the sense that it’s simultaneously revealing, unmistakable and hideous, the Sex Scandal Face has been sweeping our nation by storm.

Similar to the Fight Face in the sense that it’s simultaneously revealing, unmistakable and hideous, the Sex Scandal Face has been sweeping our nation by storm. Apparently getting caught lying about your wiener in front of the whole world is so painful and embarrassing that it is capable of transforming a man’s heart into a black hole-like vessel that causes said man to physically collapse inward into himself. It is as if a biological self-destruct sequence has been triggered, wherein the body attempts to end its dreadful existence by swallowing itself. Fortunately, in most cases the force is not strong enough to seize much more than the man’s lips, creating a strange and distinct muppet-like effect.

-JOHN BARCLAY

Hat Tip: Jordan Somers


Comments
  1. Brock Samson says:

    Coincidentally, this is the homeless meth addict face as well.

  2. barry bored says:

    spitzer looks like kermit the frog
    which means that kermit must have been cheating on miss piggy constantly

  3. nawny gold says:

    ha

  4. PUKE says:

    oh oh oh our lips are sealed

  5. Paul K says:

    so funny!

  6. This nonsense needs to stop says:

    Coincidentally that is also their “Oh” faces

  7. Mtq says:

    Barclay #1

  8. waltzing_matilda says:

    who better to point out a trend in well publicized sex scandals than jordy

  9. tod says:

    they are still trying to decide if the pussy was worth it.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Spot on. Pretty sure I remember Kobe Bryant in some press conference mugging like this after he scandalously buttfucked that hotel girl…

  11. no says:

    no Clinton?

  12. wot says:

    Where’s Clinton?

  13. Yes! says:

    So great.

  14. dry rub says:

    don’t forget rod blagojevich’s scandal face!
    http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/blago.jpg

    seriously, every politician does this

  15. Jucifer says:

    Ha! White Guys!

  16. Uncle Elmer says:

    Hey you forgot Bill Clinton. And I like Bill Clinton.


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