When you think of Norwegian radical leftists, which I’m sure most of you do a lot, you probably imagine some ghostlike, dull, and barely visible apparatchiks inside the Norwegian socialist machine whose faces you’ll forget the moment after you’ve seen them.
That is not true at all. Our far left is actually a haven for people whose faces are wonders to behold, visages filled with revolutionary passion and proletarian righteousness (even though most of them are hardly members of the proletariat). With radical politics, radical sexiness will follow, and nowhere is this clearer than in Norway.
Let’s take a look at some of the sexiest Norwegian radicals:
Torstein Dahle: represents the Red Party in the city council of Bergen, moisturizer of vulvas.
Stein Lillevolden: activist, journalist, bitch magnet.
Kjell Gunnar Larsen: former leader of anti-racist organization SOS Rasisme which later was exposed as front for revolutionary communist organization Serve the People, activist, inventor of 17 new and radical sex moves.
Ingrid Baltzersen: member of the Red Party, tram conductor, tittilator of the senses.
Hanna Kvanmo: Deceased parliamentary leader of the Socialist Left Party, owner of a very tight vagina.
Hallgeir Langeland: Member of Parliament for the Socialist Left Party, activist, mack daddy.
Ane Kristine Aadland: member of radical feminist group Ottar, activist, hungry sex beast.