Posted by
Jenee
• 04.23.12 12:00 pm

Remember these two from Real Housewives of New York? The dad is some strangely bi guy who gets real ornery when you don’t let him talk at AIDS benefits and the mom is so breathtaking, she’s a senior model. 

Their book chronicles their amazing lives and obviously includes the wonderful birthing process that begot their children. Let’s take a look, shall we?

“Once he was finally out of my body, I experienced a tsunami of endorphins that was almost orgasmic, and I undersand completely the stories of women who have written about ecstatic birth. Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later, when we untangled ourselves, he discovered he’d actually ejaculated though hadn’t felt any of the normal lead-up to that.”

So they both came when their child was born or was it just him? Is it possible for a paragraph to skeev me out more than that? I’d like to get into it with you but I have to go scream my breakfast into the toilet.

—JENEE BINET


Comments
  1. fik says:

    stop wasting my time with bullshit that i am not interested in . who the fuck are this people .

  2. fik says:

    also , no i dont remember the Real Housewives of New York , and i am saddened that not only you do but you get the write for this shit . find another topic and stop making horrible tv or any of the morons that appear in these shows relevant . please and thank you .

  3. raymes says:

    ahahahhha

  4. ??? says:

    Hahahahahahahaa…omg

  5. not ok says:

    lol jizzed in my pants

  6. Zippy says:

    I like the episode where she walks in on this guy jacking off to a Yankees game on tv and she mentions “Do they have hot baseball cheerleaders, hon?”. And he replies, “Uh, no, why do you ask?” fwap, fwap, fwap….

  7. Anonymous says:

    LOVE THOSE CREEPY FUCKERS! won’t watch since they shitcanned them.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Hey kids, did you ever hear the story about when you were born?!?


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