Remember these two from Real Housewives of New York? The dad is some strangely bi guy who gets real ornery when you don’t let him talk at AIDS benefits and the mom is so breathtaking, she’s a senior model.
Their book chronicles their amazing lives and obviously includes the wonderful birthing process that begot their children. Let’s take a look, shall we?
“Once he was finally out of my body, I experienced a tsunami of endorphins that was almost orgasmic, and I undersand completely the stories of women who have written about ecstatic birth. Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later, when we untangled ourselves, he discovered he’d actually ejaculated though hadn’t felt any of the normal lead-up to that.”
So they both came when their child was born or was it just him? Is it possible for a paragraph to skeev me out more than that? I’d like to get into it with you but I have to go scream my breakfast into the toilet.