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• 05.29.09 02:59 pm


There are a lot of films starring toes. Some of the best work out there really.

There are a lot of films starring toes. Some of the best work out there really. Here are three fantastic films starring toes that are in my personal film collection. Great acting, great character development and balls. Each example remains true to itself and captures the essence of our collective human spirit.

PRETTY GIRL FEET
A delectable rom-com that holds a mirror up to society and the reflection is pure us. No need for audio on this one, these toes are worth a thousand sounds.

BLACK HAIRED GIRL WITH WRINKLED SOLES
Simply put.. I feel alive again.

FOOT WARSHIP WITH SEXY SOLES
This is the Citizen Cane of the Toes genre. She’s bored, he’s in Heaven and I can’t stop dancing!


Comments
  1. Rasta says:

    Number 2 is so uplifting!

  2. WELL I AM NOT A GAY SO I DO’NT KNOW BUT I THINK THE BEST PART OF BEING IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP ITS THAT A GAY NEVER NEEDS TO SIT IN A DUMB UGLY CHAIR IN THE CORNER OF VICTORIA SECRET WHILE HIS GF DIG THROUGH A BIG BUSHEL OF CHEAP PANTY’S THAT SAY ‘COOCHIE’ ON THE BUTT [SENSE WHEN IS THE COOCHIE IN THE BUTT?]

  3. Vane$$a says:

    @ JANG

    Ever since the fanny is in the coochie?

    I have to say that Derrick Beckles is my favorite new poster at this site. Glad to see you hired him. I just wish he’d been around sooner! Anyways, in the few days he’s been here the dude has REALLY blown my mind with his video stylings. Good call! You obviously have quality people working in your human resources department!

  4. Preck_ says:

    I am knowinng the secrets of the Misr. Dereck Beckkeles.

    I am fully knowing who this really is. Right Misr. Beckkeles?. from

    pReck_

  5. fuckface says:

    I’ve just been watching the third one over and over and i think it’s truly the best thing derrick has ever found. especially around 2 minutes when the beat kicks in and it’s all
    “KA POW! oh shit it’s on now! BOO YA!” this is going to replace thinking about rosie o’donnell’s vag when i need to un-boner myself.

  6. WELL VANESSA I AM GLAD YOUR TLAKING TO ME AGAIN BUT ITS ALL SO, SAD TO SAY THAT ITS AN IMPOSTER, YES AN OTHER COPYCATTER WHO IS GOING TO AN OTHER BLOG TO CUT-N-PASTE WHAT I WROTE THEIR ON AN OTHER BLOG AND PASTE IT HERE. SORRY.

    WELL OF COARSE THEIR’S ALL WAYS BEEN COPYCATTERS, WHICH IS WHY I CALL MY SELF ‘THE ORIGINAL’ BUT IT JUST GOES TO SHOW SOME BODIES’ POPULARITY WHEN OTHER POEPLE FEEL THE NEED TO CONSTANTALLY TRY TO BRING THEM DOWN.

    WELL I AM DONNIE

  7. Fagbreath says:

    Preck, you rock!

    Even if you are jealous of America.

  8. small dick little hands says:

    derriks weird, yes?


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