The question of whether it’s OK to cum on a girl’s face speaks to a fundamental relationship dynamic.
I recently came across the following TED talk by Cindy Gallop, founder of MakeLoveNotPorn.com. In it, she talks about men who like to cum on girls’ faces. It’s always a fun topic, especially since it speaks to a fundamental relationship dynamic no one ever talks about.
The money shot, so to speak, starts at 1:50 and lasts ’til 2:30.
What do you do when a girl gets upset when you cum on her face? What if she throws a tantrum? What if she cries? You can either:
1. Apologize, feel bad for even wanting to cum on a girl’s face, and promise you will never do it again. Or,
2. Affirm that you like cumming on girls’ faces, and if this girl is going to continue dating you, she’ll have to get used to it.
To the guys who went with #1, there’s no delicate way to put how wrong you are. You were raised by Christians and feminists, and you live in a culture created by Christians and feminists. These two schools deny men one of their most basic desires, a desire that is the keystone of every masculine-feminine relationship: selfishness.
The most concise way I can explain what selfishness means in a relationship is this: The girl will put first whomever you put first. If you’re a wimp who tolerates second-class behavior and caves in to her emotions, she will nag and spend your money and cheat on you. If you put yourself first, your girlfriend will rub your feet and tell you she loves you no fewer than 100 times a day. Not to mention blowjobs galore, because the currency of love is blowjobs.
The corollary of selfishness is respect—when you put yourself first, the girl respects you. As a result, she has little problem changing her preferences to make you happy. What makes you happy will come to make her happy. There’s only a limit to this maxim if you’re a psychopath.
It’s worth mentioning that Gallop admittedly only cavorts with twenty-something men. Well, rarely does a twenty-something man deserve respect—rarely has he learned to be selfish. Therefore, of course Gallop is going to hate it when these boy toys cum on her face. They’re probably trying to be sneaky about it. If a selfish man came on Gallop’s face, she would love it.
So, should you cum on a girl’s face? As we’ve discussed, it’s about what you want. Personally, I like to cum on everything, and a girl’s face is a thing, so yes, I will want to cum on it. My wanting to do it makes it good, and my doing it makes my relationships good. Sure, some girls prefer I don’t cum on their face, but some girls also prefer I don’t fart in front of them. And if they really don’t like it, they know where the door is.
Cumming on a girl’s face has been called misogynistic by the Vagina Monologues crowd. Their point is too mind-numbing to refute. All I can say in response is this: Girls have squirted on my face, and in no way did it make me feel emasculated, degraded, or disrespected. And who doesn’t love getting pussy juice all over your face while eating out a girl? I love girls and I love sex, so of course I’d want to be as close to those two things as possible.
I have consistently praised the virtue of honesty as man’s most powerful weapon when it comes to attraction. But Gallop’s talk reminds me that selfishness is right up there. In fact, selfishness is the other side of the honesty coin. Honesty is a selfish act, and selfishness is an honest act. If, however, you’ve gone to too many sermons or Lilith Fairs to be selfish, then find the nicest girl possible so she’ll at least feel bad when she walks all over you.