Goddamn, bitch. You beautiful.
Let me pee on you.
That’s it, I’m never “talking” again. How pedestrian. Everything will be sunnnnnggggggg,
punctuated by the occasional, “Lawwddd” and “Shut yo ass up Rosieeeeeeee.”
I’m ’bout to turn off the computerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
Think maybe I’ll go make a sandwicccchhhhhhh
trapped in the closets awesome. its the only thing my stepfather and i can agree on. oh and the song “patches” by clarence carter. my stepfathers from west virginia. weird. thanks.
FOR SERIAL HYPENESS
Best one yet. The Jimmy Somerville one was really good too.
I’m so doing blackface after this
Not even close to as ridiculous as the original.
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