Dealing with depression can be a very difficult thing for people to handle, particularly young men. I don’t know why but there’s just something about having a dick and crying in public that makes a person into a pussy. This tends to be one of the worst things possible for a dude, especially if he recently got out of a relationship and is trying to find some new trim.
Apparently, the best way to avoid this from happening is to just be a man and act tough but sometimes, a guy’s feelings get hurt like a little baby and he never knows when he’ll cry like one. A lot of people think when this happens a dude needs to keep his mind off things by getting out and staying busy. This can be a difficult thing to do however as a broken heart is a heavy heart and trying to do a bunch of shit while carrying some heavy baggage can be a major pain in the ass. Getting caught crying in public is only going to add to a dude’s depression, anyways. So, it only makes sense that a guy lock himself away from the public eye and focus on being happy again before he exposes himself to the world. He can’t just lock himself in a room and wait, though. That’d be crazy. He has to at least put some effort in.
When a man has isolated himself from the rest of the world, it can get kind of lonely. A lot of times, friends will try to show how great they are by coming over and trying to cheer a dude up. Having some happy little asshole all up in one’s face isn’t always the greatest thing in the world for a guy who’s down in the dumps, though. All a depressed person usually needs is someone to commiserate with, not some perky little prick trying to drag them out to do annoying activities. But it can feel kind of silly for an adult to talk about their problems with someone else. I mean, that shit is for fags. A great route to go instead is finding someone who’s doing even worse. That way, there’s no chance of becoming embarrassed or even more depressed. Spending only an hour or two with some schmuck, whose life is falling apart, can really help a guy put his life into perspective. Often times, hanging out with a human Eeyore will give a dude the push he needs to quit being such a pussy and get back to being his regular self too. Interacting with other real live human beings in person can be a tad bit overwhelming for some sad wittle puppies. For those individuals, an artificial companion may just be what the doctor ordered.
It can get pretty fucking boring when someone has hidden themselves away from everyone else. There’s always books to read and crossword puzzles to do but when a person is basically on suicide watch, they’re typically a lazy piece of shit too. So, watching TV or Netflix is usually the way to go. But even that shit can get boring after a while. Besides, when a dude is depressed he needs to focus on loving himself and jerking off is the perfect way to do that.
Normally, it’s best to treat jerking off like draining the lizard or taking a dump. You just want to get it over with. The only reason you’re really doing it is so you don’t blow your load too quick. When you’re alone and learning to love yourself again, you need to do more than that. You can’t just crank one out before hoppin’ in the shower. If you do that, you’ll just go right back to crying. That’s gonna turn your shower into a marathon and you’ll be late for work. When a dude is depressed, he should treat is wank sessions like a middle aged divorcée’s. He needs to queue up some boner-inducing videos, filled with chicks who look nothing like his old skank. Maybe drop some decent change on a Pocket Pussy or real lube, not just some moisturizer, and really spend some time getting involved with the whole process. You know, take the time getting to know one’s self again.
After a while, a person will even get tired of “abusing” themselves and decide it’s time to spread their wings and fly. Flying isn’t the safest thing in the world and only crazies or people on PCP think they can actually do that shit. Consuming alcohol certainly helps calm one’s nerves and gives them the confidence to do things they wouldn’t normally do. It doesn’t just help with doing stupid shit, drinking a bunch of booze can bring thoughts from the back of their mind up to the surface. After downing a bottle of Fireball, a person will come up with ideas they never knew they had. Maybe they’ll realize they should go into that guy’s work, who embarrassed them in front of everyone, and challenge him to a fight. Or, go over to their ex’s place and scream lyrics from what they thought were some of her favorite songs. Whatever it is, it’ll help get some things of a dude’s mind. Being drunk does make some people a little more prone to crying and that is what we’re trying to avoid but when a person is absolutely hammered all the time, they really don’t give a fuck.
These tricks don’t always work and dealing with depression can take a while. It’s important to keep your eye on the prize and remember everything is temporary. Then again, there is always suicide and there are tons of fun and original ways to do that.