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• 02.28.11 09:05 am

All too often people are eager to take celebrity quotes out of context. This is not one of those times.

All too often people are eager to take celebrity quotes out of context. This is not one of those times. He does all the work for you.


  1. Anonymous says:

    No, Pinky, he does all the work for YOU.

    The day is nigh when his posts will all be two words or less.

  2. Taeil says:

    U2 sorta cancels out any guilt people should have for shitting on the Irish throughout history.

  3. mumbles says:


  4. Federick Douglass says:

    Bono, you son of a bith- what is this horse shit!? After thinking up the original emancipation proclamation, you really fell off, man… I mean really fell off. Dear old Abe is rolling in his grave!

  5. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    I can’t take a guy seriously that wears glasses like those. Sorry, Bone-o

  6. Shocktopus says:

    Bono, the white kanye

  7. reo speedwagon in converse says:

    Hey Bono, try writing a check to the taxman sometime you cunt ass bitch.

  8. The King's Fece says:

    Bono wears a pinky ring and is an ass, Pinky rings this Boner with his ass. Or something. Anyway I know all about this squeezed-by-the-sphincter-of-fame stuff. You’re part of something bigger than yourself and you feel all warm inside. Then you’re dropped into a cold hard reality and flushed out to sea with the rest of the yobs.

  9. The Edge says:

    That Spiderman crap is ALL Bono. Don’t lay that mind-shit on me. And fuck Africa, too. I’ve had enough of his visionary, save the Turd World crap. I just wanna rock and nail chicks!!!! :O

    Uh, This doesn’t get posted anywhere, Does it?

  10. Anonymous says:


  11. Bongo Bob says:

    If he watched this, would he get the irony?

  12. Anonymous says:

    street bonors

  13. Anonymous says:

    just. terrible.

  14. grumpy old man says:


  15. mr.meat says:

    He needs one of those horns that grow out of some people’s foreheads but artistically designed and implanted all solid gold and shit by damien hirst.

    maybe he’s waiting

  16. kokehead says:

    Why does his oversized head turn up in every doc I try to watch, and if by some miracle he’s not in it, then Henry Rollins is.

  17. Sharlie Cheen says:

    Bozo gives him the finger at the end. priceless

  18. [not] Gavin says:

    I just don’t get this guy at all.

  19. SeanFuckingGammon says:

    Hahahahaha! U2 fucking sucks! What if they had actually lived? Oh wait…

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