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• 05.29.10 01:51 pm


First MJ, thenHaim, and now GARY?! I think I speak for all of us here in the world when I say you will forever be missed.

First MJ, then Haim, and now GARY?! I think I speak for all of us here in the world when I say you will forever be missed. It was only yesterday you were tickling our hearts with your adorable quips and misdemeanors. In honor of your passing, I have met with all the right people to create THE GARY COLEMAN FOUNDATION. So please folks, take a minute out of your day to purchase your limited edition deluxe Gary Coleman T-shirt. All proceeds will go to the Arsenio Hall Interview Research Fund and hot dog bar. Here’s to you Gar, you finally got your wings….

GET YOUR DELUXE LIMITED EDITION GARY COLEMAN FOUNDATION TEE’S HERE WHILE THEY’RE HOT!

XO
-PINKY


Comments
  1. rob-omb says:

    And now, Dennis Hopper.

  2. slayah says:

    He died as he lived, with me getting him mixed up with Webster.

  3. Bob Bobby says:

    And now… my dick

  4. mr drummond bass says:

    what the fuck are you on about williamson?

  5. Name says:

    Dennis Hopper died, damn! I love his last words speech in True Romance.
    Welp, easy ridin’ for both of them now. riiiiiiiiip

  6. Pertwee says:

    Different strokes, it takes Different strokes! Different strokes to kill the cole!

    That was dark bro, I felt the darkness as I typed that, I laughed but I felt the darkness.

  7. Rip Hopper says:

    “I love the smell of napalm in the morning”

  8. Cleery says:

    Dude, that was Robert Duvall’s line.

  9. Mans Like says:

    He died when his parents threw him in front of a camera…I mean as if he wasn’t already misfortuned. His deterioration made it even more apparent that he would go off into that good night as gently as he would allow it.

  10. Columbo says:

    The Gooch finally got him!

  11. robocop says:

    goodnight sweet prince.

  12. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    @slayah LOL!!!

    Now I have to find another celebrity that looks like a little ape. Shit.

  13. Sexy Creep says:

    Jizz rag approved!

  14. jeev says:

    this vid made me cry a lil bit in my morning beer. thanks pinkie.

  15. hong kong phooey says:

    AIDS was a total cock block on Coleman and Coleman alone. The rest of us were wang chunging it with sexy diseased greek men in the back of an arcade bathroom stall.

  16. rat kicker says:

    I’m all for making jokes about dead celebrities, but Gary Coleman lived the majority of his super-tragic life as a joke. Subsequently, these cheap shots are way, way too easy.

    Read this:
    http://richardrushfield.tumblr.com/post/641877397/gary-as-i-knew-him

  17. mr jesus says:

    @rat kicker, i don’t think this was a joke do you know how much pinky has used coleman in all of his comps? I mean, you come to street carnage only to white knight. That’s somewhat a joke in itself.

  18. lola says:

    yeah, pinky basically worshipped and respected gc.

  19. lola says:

    ^^that sounded sarcastic, but its totally not.

  20. buddha stalin says:

    LONG LIVE COLEMAN! i’m getting my garfield coleman shirt now!
    SHOW YOUR SUPPORT GAIZ!

  21. Dopesick says:

    rock n roll gary

  22. Greyhood says:

    fuck sarah mclauclan


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