Don’t worry, I haven’t seen the Twilight series nor will I make fun of anything that generates that much money, because if you wrote that shit and cashed a check that big, you win.
Let the cool kids live check to check while you drink Mai Tais on the beach at Banzai Pipeline.
Good job, bitch!
But unfortunately, no one’s paying me to watch these movies so naturally I haven’t seen them. All I know is TMZ posted a video of Twilight star Bronson Pelletier (who?) hammered drunk and pissing in the carpet in front of everyone at LAX and that’s pretty fucking awesome.
I haven’t laughed this hard all day. Enjoy!
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