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Street Carnage
• 05.07.13 10:30 am

This guy wins.

The word “black” is a severely inadequate term to describe those of African derivation, seeing as they range all the way from coal-black up to high yella, with a million different delightfully tantalizing shades of caramel, creamy nougat, and mochaccino in between.

The blacks, they also come in a million different shades of personalities.

Here are two of the blacks. We have a man from Cleveland who’s just rescued a girl (his hilarious 911 call is HERE) and a schoolteacher from Virginia who makes a student cry due to perceived racial insensitivity.

It should be obvious which one we like. Howzabout you?


  1. Gavin says:

    If “light=good and dark=bad” is racist does that mean plants are racist?

  2. o. says:

    is this a case of the pot calling the kettle black?

  3. That council woman should be shot.

  4. popfop says:

    It never ends with these fucking people.

  5. Dr. Scientist. says:

    If you have ever turned the lights on before you went into your basement you are just reinforcing the same racist notion.

  6. Keller says:

    Microaggression equals face time.

    You know it’s crazy when a little white girl runs in a black mans arms!

  7. Dr. Scientist. says:

    Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that didn’t beep out the guy’s phone number when he says it in the 911 call?

  8. B real says:

    what is up with that dudes receding hair line afro mullet? Why would you go out in public with a receding hairline afro mullet? why would part of your story entail “I was eating my mac-donalds” and why would discuss eating barbeque with a neighbor/unknown until now child abductor rapist?

  9. Clovis says:

    I thought the same thing, Dr. Scientist. Most outlets haven’t beeped out his address in the white chick’s 911 call either. I’m gonna send him a conk kit to show my appreciation.

  10. B real says:

    perhaps he could teach that nytimes writer how to be a hipster. I can see it now white kids in brooklyn will get receding hairline afro mullets.

  11. Lila says:

    Sharon Brooks Hodge is pathetic. Totally pathetic. Picking on kids who worked on a friggin quilt. Most children don’t even register rascism. What a fucking twat.

  12. ShabbaKranking says:

    not a race issue. is a mental health issue. the councilwoman is mentally ill

  13. Ecgtheow says:

    Good for Charles and McDonalds …@ B real, not just barbecue. It was ribs.

  14. Sniffy says:

    Sharon Brooks Hodge is an idiot. 3:45- “If you’re gonna do this story, then you better ask a black person!” “Uhhhh, thanks for the advice.” Hahahahahaha. Dude doesn’t care.

  15. Chip says:

    that council woman is an insufferable idiot. and i voted for obama…twice.

  16. […] White folks, right and left,  jumping up and down over this guy for seeming semi- sort of OK. […]

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