This guy wins.
The word “black” is a severely inadequate term to describe those of African derivation, seeing as they range all the way from coal-black up to high yella, with a million different delightfully tantalizing shades of caramel, creamy nougat, and mochaccino in between.
The blacks, they also come in a million different shades of personalities.
Here are two of the blacks. We have a man from Cleveland who’s just rescued a girl (his hilarious 911 call is HERE) and a schoolteacher from Virginia who makes a student cry due to perceived racial insensitivity.
It should be obvious which one we like. Howzabout you?