I don’t know about you, but, like my fish sticks, I prefer my aborted fetuses “crunchy” on the end. It’s not really a big deal. Instead of just flipping on a super Hoover and vacuuming this clump of nothing (with eyes, nails, internal organs) out, you just manipulate the pregnant woman’s uterus to make for the cleanest, easiest way to harvest the little bastard’s organs. If that means using graspers to crush his head, or break apart his lower extremities—so what—this is for science! Maybe.
Why are all these Pro-Life extremists mad? So a Planned Parenthood doctor got caught on film, eating Caesar salad, and discussing the most profitable way to kill a seventeen-weeker in between sips of fine red wine. These whiny Lifer pussies need a double-roll of Brawny on their periods.
O.K., maybe the tone of these videos are a little off-putting. Cecile Richards, president of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America admitted as much, but she was one of TIME’s Most Influential Persons in 2012. Encouraging young women to kill their kids a few months before the little rascals start learning their ABC’s does indeed sound noble. She shares the basic philosophy with Caroline Kennedy.
They are both heroes!
There are other Heroes, as well:
Take, Dr. Kermit Gosnell: All he did was birth live babies, hold them upside-down in his hand and use scissors to cut their spinal cords. Those weren’t “real” babies; they didn’t even get to wear swaddling clothes.
Why are we hung up on babies? They can’t even read!
I see no wrong-doing in my investigation. If you can explain to me the difference between a Late-Term abortion vs. a crazy chick with a ball-peen hammer, smashing a newborn’s skull as he slides out of your womb—I’ll give you a cookie. If not? Case closed. Otherwise, you’re just waging a #WarOnWomen….