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Street Carnage
• 05.19.17 04:15 pm

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Our armed forces are supposed to be the best of the best. We need them to be, in order to send them to the crappiest parts of the world and fight the shittiest filth on earth. It’d be great if they could keep their manners while entering these foreign toilets and crushing the scum that inhabits them but it’s easier said than done. When they do eventually ‘slip up’ and lose their temper, the American people need to have their backs. Gavin explains in his article.

  1. Fern says:

    What’s wrong with collecting body part souvenirs? Our noble American Indian savages were in the memento business I hear. Scalps from living skulls beats pissing on dead corpses in the disrespect-defilement game. Maybe that should be the reason to drop the Washington Redskins etc. sports team brave warrior logos since that might be glorifying the practice of scalping, castration, Apache barbeque, partial burying with head exposed, and yes the uteruse headbands the peace loving, environmentally at one with nature Indians loved to do to their enemies.

  2. OogaBooga says:

    OOOOOOh my, how delicious the thought of big, strong, masculine, military studs pissing all over my dead corpse. How necrophiliac a baptizing and what a shame I wouldn’t be alive to enjoy it.

  3. Two Dogs Pissing says:

    I suffer from enlarged prostate and could only dribble in this male bonding ritual.

  4. Dancing with Gerbils says:

    Nothing speaks of the band of brothers like coming together in a communal showing of respect to a fallen enemy. The Cannibals War Lords of Liberia, and other primitive vultures did and do eat the livers of their enemy’s to consume the enemy’s power in a sign of respect. The modern American warrior too has his rituals in the Art of War.
    Caring is sharing a golden shower with your Bro’s together over the vanquished enemy lying at your feet. The enemy would understand as they have their customs too. It’s a cleansing of the mutual acrimony that is forgiven in death, and in which this ceremony illustrates. Too bad this ceremony is now considered Taboo.

  5. R. KELLY says:

    When I piss, I prefer to piss Dos Equis on young girls.

  6. A Big Pile of Meh says:

    “Troops” stories are a bore. Just go over to wherever you are and do whatever it is you’re supposed to be doing and stop bothering me with it.

  7. Ace OogaBooga says:

    If I was a Palestinian fighting the Jews, I’d collect their noses. Do you think it’s a mere coincidence that the deliverer of the Jews was named Moses? Hmmm? Moses of the Noses. Fighter pilots kept score. Why not ground troops? Fighter pilots needed evidence (photographic, other observers) to get credit for a kill. Ground troops need proof too. The injuns had their scalps. The Jew killer needs the noses.

  8. The Real OogaBooga says:

    I’d collect the enemy’s hemorrhoids. String em up on my necklace. I’m unique. I’m OogaBooga.

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