When did rivalries become so tame? Just because we are technically living in the future and should be acting civil, doesn’t mean you can’t still crack someone’s head open for having a different opinion than you. Nerds, of all people, need to recognize this.
If you look at any online forum or message board, you’ll see oodles and noodles of losers mouthing off to one another about what sci-fi movie or comic book series is the best. These are all pathetic dweebs who struggle with alienation and depression, caused by their obsession with fantasies. Another reason they may be suffering from these ailments is the fact there’s no real satisfaction that comes with verbally attacking someone anonymously. If instead these nerds gathered their like-minded brethren and took to the streets to inflict bodily harm on other nerds, who disagreed with them, they might actually gain some satisfaction and a sense of accomplishment. Like the Bloods and Crips.
One of the biggest problems nerds have is they rely too heavily on words. You’d think they’d realize how ineffective verbal abuse was, considering they use the line “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me,” over and over again. Yet words continue to be their weapon of choice, despite the fact nothing ever gets accomplished and they all end up sounding like a Real Housewives of Orange County re-union. Fists and weapons on the other hand, can settle disputes in a reasonable amount of time. It may not be the smartest thing to do but it can be fun and even look cool too.
Using violence doesn’t just end disputes in a timely fashion, it attracts the opposite sex. Women may claim to value smarts and a sense of humor but they also get wet for dudes who can protect them and beat the living snot out of others. Getting into an online argument over whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars doesn’t show you’re capable of either of those things. Using your fists does. Physical violence may be the primary choice for savages, and that’s exactly the point. Women want and need a bloodthirsty animal, who can tear them apart in the streets and between the sheets.
Being violent can also help you gain some respect. Despite their high intelligence, a lot of nerds are unable to grasp why they’re the targets of ridicule so often. What they don’t realize is there’s nothing admirable about religiously masturbating in a dark room and anonymously launching insults at people over the internet. Stepping out from behind your keyboard and expressing yourself with your fists shows courage and a passion for what you believe in. And that’s something worth admiring, no matter how stupid or inconsequential that belief may be.
By the time a lot of nerds resort to violence, it’s too late. They bottle up so much anger and aggression that once they let it out, it’s in the form of a mass shooting or homicide. If they were to physically let that anger out, every once in a while, they may gain a better feeling of self-worth and maybe even get laid from time to time. Or they could just give all that gay shit up and not have to deal with any of it.