The boss made a great point on the show yesterday and today, none of us have a problem with amputees. Being crazy is a huge red flag though and blaming women’s body issues on men is exactly that, crazy. What’s even crazier though is losing a leg and choosing not to use a prosthetic limb.
Every guy needs to get with a crazy chick in his younger years, at least once. Dealing with all her bullshit will be a pain in the ass but the wild things she’ll let or demand you do to her in bed will sorta make up for it. You have to be careful, of course. You don’t want to get into a real relationship or anything. That’s how you get the Lorena Bobbitt treatment or all your shit burned in the street. You just want to kick the tires and give it a try. But some piece of ass who chooses to hop around on one foot all day isn’t fun crazy, she’s mentally ill and that shit is not fucking cool.
Using a prosthetic arm is kinda silly. All someone is doing there is trying to fool people into thinking they aren’t missing an arm and the only people who’re gonna fall for that trick are the blind. Using a prosthetic leg is pretty fucking necessary though, unless they plan on sitting on their ass all day and using a wheelchair. Getting around with only one leg is next to impossible. Pirates couldn’t even do it and that had less to do with the rough sees as it did with how fucking stupid it is to hop around on one leg all the time. Getting from place to place would take forever. Short distances might be doable but in a long distance race, I’d take a full-blown cripple over a one-legged hopping maniac. Seeing a chick struggle to hop everywhere would kill any chance of a boner, too.
As MC pointed out, only G.G. would have the balls to tell an amputee to get off the beach. I’m not saying amputees shouldn’t be on the beach. All I’m saying is it’s kind of sad when you see one and the beach is all about fun. So, it is kinda in the back of everyone’s mind but it’s really not an issue. That is assuming the amputee isn’t having too big of a problem getting around. If they’re slowly hopping to the picnic table or crawling back to the beach blanket, like it’s Normandy, it goes from kind of awkward to heartbreaking in no time. Dealing with that situation would be like sitting through a UNICEF marathon or going to a refugee camp for your honeymoon. Seeing someone with NO legs walking with their arms, like an ape, would be less of a bummer.
It isn’t for attention, either. No one has a problem picking out who is and isn’t walking with a fake leg, especially if they’re wearing a swimsuit. The clumsy walk and off-color limb are pretty telling signs someone is missing a limb. It’s not even a matter of reason or mental capability, it’s practically instinct. Losing a leg isn’t like losing a tooth or the tip of your finger. You don’t just say, “fuck it” and go on with your day. When your leg gets blown off or whatever, your first thought is, “Ho-ly. Shit. What the hell am I gonna do now?” and then you focus on nothing but fixing that little problem of yours. Only the most insane lunatic would shrug off losing a leg and not worry about how they were gonna get around.
Banging a mentally ill woman is like having sex with a retard, it’s taking advantage of them. Only a low-life piece of shit would do that type of thing and it’s horrifying to see feminists try to make us feel bad for not doing it. They can have fun trying to get us to sleep with morbidly obese women but they should be ashamed of themselves for trying to get us in bed with the mentally ill.