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• 10.30.15 10:14 am

Wouldn’t it be horrible? Can you imagine chicks yelling, “Nice cock” when you walked by? Holy shit. I would cry myself to sleep at night if women lusted me everywhere I went. 

I only just discovered Jamie Kilstein and he is an absolute joy. A really fun game is to take him seriously and try to understand his logic (which seems remarkably feminine). Like, when he did the “Sad White Boy Blues” on Melissa Harris-Perry’s show, very few of the things he listed were sad. He said, “I don’t know what Empire [the show] is.” How is that similar to losing your wife or your job? The guy’s a fucking IDIOT. Look at his posture. He has this shoulders-up-hands-between-the-knees stance that feigns humility but is so transparent it looks like he’s doing a Portlandia character.

Here are some thoughts on the above video…

1- Do you honestly believe men fear a world where women holler “nice cock” at them?

2- Why did he run away? Do women start running when catcalled?

3- How did the lady on the bus see what happened to him earlier?

4- What woman on earth has ever called a penis “juicy”?

5- What woman on earth has ever craved a man’s “fat balls”?

6- She says, “You’d be prettier.” Shouldn’t it be “handsome” if we’re following this paradigm?

7- I get “show some skin” part but “just the tip”? This woman wants him to just have the head of his penis protrude from his slacks?

8- How the fuck do you spread your legs across FIVE seats? Also, wouldn’t that make your “giant pussy” more vulnerable?

Anyway, rich, white feminists gentrifying the hood might not like being appreciated by working class minorities but blacks and Puerto Ricans love it. Modern catcalls don’t include “juicy pussies” and “fat tits” or whatever Kilstein was alluding to. They’re actually kind of lame. They say, “God bless you” and “You’re beautiful, baby.” Sometimes they may ask for a number and the grinning subject of these calls will say something like, “Maybe one day” or “Not right now, sweetheart.” It was annoying when dead ovary feminists meddled in this culture but when their pussy whipped beta “allies” get on board it’s so ridiculous, it’s fucking hilarious.




  1. Matt Robson says:

    I could stab him, beat him to a pulp, piss on him as he bled out dying, and sleep like a baby.

  2. CapAnson says:

    The reason this line of thought doesn’t work is most men would think they died and went to heaven if they lived in such a world. I mean once,just ONCE in my life could a woman come on to me first? Is that too much to ask?

  3. Fart Doctor says:

    A world where women catcall men is actually quite scary because about nine months in we’ll all starve to death from overpopulation.

  4. VB says:

    What a condescending douchenozzle cuck!

  5. VB says:

    Agree with Gavin 100%

  6. raymi says:

    I don’t even want to hear him what you descibed is horrible.

  7. Gavin says:


  8. smully says:

    I laughed till I cried at this.

  9. corey says:

    what a bunch of quilts

  10. Dan of the Mole People says:

    Kilstein’s a notorious shitbird, I remember him coming up in NYC comedy circles. Always called out other comics when if their shit offended his sensibilities. All he’ll ever be is a third-rate alt room nobody.

  11. Ghetto Defendant says:

    Dante Nero put it best: How are you supposed to know whether or not she’s a ho, if you don’t ask?!

  12. Mike says:


  13. DampTrepidation says:

    I’ve said it before. Bad bitches don’t complain/protest. The world is their oyster. Dudes spill money on them just to sniff their ass and they know it. Its ALWAYS the bitches that nobody wants that rock the feminazi war-cry. Don’t blame me. God made you unattractive to men. Either by face/ass/personality. Find a new hobby, gremlinz.

  14. Alec Leamas says:

    Kilstein (is that Irish? Italian?) is the fucking worst. He’s so shitty at what he does that he has to give his audience tells when they’re supposed to force laughter. It’s not even his tedious, status signalling politics that his “comedy” is lousy with (or, rather, it’s not just his tedious, status signalling politics that his “comedy” is lousy with) – it’s the fact that he has never not once in his life ever uttered a single audible syllable in any language that approximates what human beings perceive as humor. He could slip on a banana peel while being hit in the crotch with a football while also being poked in the eyes by Moe Howard resurrected with live commentary by George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield and I don’t think I’d crack a smile. That’s how unfuckingfunny this guy is.

  15. Alec Leamas says:

    “The reason this line of thought doesn’t work is most men would think they died and went to heaven if they lived in such a world. I mean once,just ONCE in my life could a woman come on to me first? Is that too much to ask?”

    There was actually some hidden camera viral experiment thing a while back which had an attractive brunette in a short tight dress and heels stumbling around in LA with a bottle within a brown paper bag pretending to be drunk and “forward” with random men. The idea was that it was supposed to show how all of these men would “take advantage” of a drunk woman. While a few black guys tried to get her someplace private, a few others offered to get her “help,” while the majority politely declined. It was clear that this behavior was so unusual and out of character that they perceived it as the opening gambit in a set-up or mugging.

  16. Mike C says:

    Nothing like a third-rate, two-chord, acoustic-fag poetry slam to kick off my weekend. Party.

  17. Cree says:

    The single worst song ever written and performed in all of human history. Just the absolute worst. So stupid. The music is freshman year of college open mic awful. Somebody should kick that guy in his vagina until he agrees to never write or perform his stupid music ever again.

  18. Doc Harris says:

    In keeping with the talent level of the piece, you have to notice that the guitar player is using an open tuning. Obviously too busy fighting non-existent sexual catcalling to actually learn the chords to this dirge. Both of them.

  19. frank says:

    Women do catcall men. Happens all the time. A guy just has to be in the top 5% in looks to get that, whereas the top half of women probably get it.

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