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• 02.28.12 09:00 am

So I’m taking these night classes, and all of a sudden the teacher starts talking about Syria and how we should all be concerned.

I don’t know much about politics and to tell you the truth they really bore me, but the way the teacher made it sound, there are some Muslims who don’t like other Muslims, and so the US and Israel and I think Arabia are on one side, while Iran, Russia, and China are on the other, and a lot of people are being killed in the streets, even babies, which is never cool, so hearing about all this upset me and I didn’t go out last night.

Does anyone know if my teacher is right? Is the situation as fucked-up as it sounds, or was he just trying to be an asshole and scare me?



  1. Boston Crab says:

    What’s up with them burger nipp’s?

  2. The Attack Of The 60 Ft Lesbian Octopus says:

    grab a book nip

  3. Your Mama says:

    Yeah what the fuck?! Are you stupid? Just maybe read a newspaper once in a while….you might not even have to leave the house, just use the internet as you propably do 99% of the day anyway. It’s people like you who make me upset

  4. chester says:

    Don’t worry about Syria, they’re doing fine as you can see in this video:

    Let’s worry about those tits. Are they yours? I’m guessing not, but if they are you should prove it by taking a hi-res pic next to February 28th’s USA Today.

  5. grumpy old man says:

    you probably don’t need to know about Syria to be a beautician

  6. Brock Samson says:

    This is weird. Whenever I get upset I can’t fight the urge TO go out.

  7. Real Talk says:

    Funny thing is, those aren’t nipple piercings. They’re faucets. Twist them, and her brains leak out.

  8. Sniffy says:

    Syria is where all the bombs are hidden. I have a treasure map you can use to find them.

  9. Trucker Hat says:


  10. blah says:

    It is a paradox of tits that they generally look better covered. Those looked better covered in the last pic. I think we need some puss next time. Thanks.

  11. Late says:

    I like your tits

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