After hearing female friends recount sexual encounters and Amber Rose expose Kanye West, I can’t help but think a lot of dudes like fingers up their butts. There’s nothing necessarily wrong with this, I just don’t understand why.
I guess the male “g-spot” is technically located inside the ass (not sure if that’s even true), but a man shouldn’t need that g-spot to be hit in order to have a satisfying orgasm. Laying pipe is already enjoyable enough, as it is. There’s no need to improve it.
It’s perfectly reasonable for a gay man to need something up his ass, in order to get off. But when a straight dude needs it, he comes off as a spoiled Roman emperor. Which is pretty fucking gay. Ass play is up there with being fed grapes or bathed by a woman. It’s way too much. No man deserves that type of attention and no man should want it. Being used like a puppet certainly makes ass play seem gay but it’s the desire to be tended to, like a woman, which really makes it gay.
Women are able to get away with being lazy in the sack. Part of this has to do with pussy being out-of-this-world and part of it has to do with women being naturally lazy creatures. Men have no excuse for this type of behavior and they shouldn’t want to give any. Part of the thrill of being with a lady is doing the fucking. Having a woman straddle you is great but that’s only because of the view. The closest a man should come to being as lazy as a woman, when it comes to sex, is a blowjob and that’s only after a hard days work.
Needing a finger up your ass is basically saying pussy isn’t good enough anymore. Everyone’s tastes and preferences change as they mature but at no point should a heterosexual male outgrow pussy. If he does, then it’s time to get out of the house and pick up another hobby because that’s way too much fucking for one human being.