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• 04.07.17 12:06 pm

What the hell is the matter with Pepsi? First, they stop selling Crystal Pepsi after only one year. Then, they pull this totally hip and happenin ad with Kendall Jenner. Can’t they just stick to their guns? Gavin explains why pulling the ad wasn’t just a pussy move but a shitty one too in this video.


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  1. A Non Ooga Booga says:

    What the HELL is the matter with Street Carnage?
    Today is the nuclear option on the Supreme Court pick and the even more threatening potential Nuclear scenario of an escalating Deep-State Neo-Con/Lib conflict with Putin’s Russia over the Syrian attack as Mr. Savage put it. NO! Instead this site chooses insipid stories like Kendall Jenner and Pepsi, and every other article is about Gavin being called a Nazi and how mean that is. WTF! Gavin. Want this site to be taken seriously, then put your BIG BOY pants on and enough with the silly proud boys. Want the comments to be great again? Then lead the way and the grass will choke out the weeds. Meanwhile, while the Earth is on the edge of another global crisis, what’s happening on Street Carnage? The usual fluff articles mentioned above and the padded room comments section led by the OogaBoogaettes and their newest star – STABBY!

  2. Stabby says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!! I WIN!! YOU LOSE GAVIN!! HAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SILLY PROUD BOY!! HAHAHAHAHA!! TRUMP IS SHITTING TOMAHAWK MISSLES OUT HIS ASS AND BEBE IS MASTURBATING!! HAHAHAHAHA!! KENDALL SQUATS ON PEPSI BOTTLES AND YOUR WIFE IS A SQUAW!! HAHAHAHAHA!! MAKE STREET CARNAGE GREAT AGAIN!! HAHAHAHAHA!! NEVER AGAIN!! HAHAHAHAHA!! OOGABOOGA RULES!! AND STABBY IS HIS PROPHET!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

  3. Matt says:

    Thanks for this important breaking story. Please keep us updated with any further developments. Your thoughtful analysis is appreciated. This conflict threatens the cola World’s delicate detente achieved after decades of sicky sweet commercials. Stories such as this is why Street Carnage is considered the first stop for serious Bull Shit.

  4. OogaBooga says:

    You’re essentially rehashing my central position here, Non Ooga Booga. So stop making such a fucking ass of yourself with your dipshit name. You’re enabling the hasbara scum who are so hilariously triggered by me. Or is that actually your intention?

  5. A non ooga booga says:

    Yes I agree describing myself as a non ooga booga is a dipshit reference but then the name oogabooga acquired that smell without my help. The non or perhaps I should say anti- is to disassociate myself and I’m sure the same with other commentators who have used that modifier as a way of making the point that we want nothing to do with the shit storm associated with that name. I really couldn’t care less about the etymology of that names development whether fair or not in the final analysis. It is what it is. If I were YOU, whatever that means to give you the benefit of the doubt, I’d choose a different handle if you really are the victim of a smear campaign. After all Ooga booga is not exactly a NON-dipshit name to begin with.

  6. Manchurian Take Out says:

    ^ 1st comment “A Non OogaBooga”
    Amen. Trump is becoming a clueless easily manipulated traior and I voted for him. Just when you thought we had gotten a real establishment outsider – they SUCK him right back into the Swamp. Jesus what kinda of leader swivels 180 degrees (Syria) in 3-days. The same kinda leader who is so shallow for “WINNING!” that he was promoting a piece of shit healthcare bill that betrays America just so he could put a notch on his belt and then to add insult he threw the freedom caucus under the bus.
    The unprincipled attention whore had previously said he wouldn’t get us into another middle east war even if Syria used gas warfare again. Is he compensating for all the fake media/dnc Russian bullshit? We know he’s a news junkie searching/scanning every news report for mention of his vain glorious name. It looks to me that in the end he is not the brilliant brave independent who plays the media. He appeared that way in a superficial nit wit Twitter kinda way but in the more important fundamental way his Achilles heal is he is a slave to his public image. All it takes is sagging *POLLS* and media propaganda to get him flopping. Read my little hands.

  7. OogaBooga says:

    If I give up the name, then the hasbara terrorists win. The very fact that the name I use has caused such a scrambling shit storm meant to distract from my message proves the power of me–the inimitable, the one and only, the OG OogaBooga.

    This is a conversation the Zionists are having. Kind of interesting:

    https://www.dailysabah.com/op-ed/2017/02/17/has-trump-divided-zionism

  8. STINKY says:

    Y’all forgot about STINKY.

  9. Ben says:

    “totally hip and happenin ad”

    Fuckin LMFAO you sound fuckin elderly, bro. Also siding with the fuckin Karshadyans? Fuckin lame as hell, dude.

  10. Abe being Honest... says:

    I like the ad. It would have been far more poignant if this Kendall girl was walking down the street in a thong and it would have been much more realistic if every black, Hispanic and Asian guy was wiggling around behind her trying to crawl up that ass like on MTV Spring Break, but at least everyone on the screen looked like they had bathed in the last 24 hours, even the lesbians, so…
    .
    I would give it an 80, Dick Clark. The music was pedestrian but the girl was jerkable worthy.

  11. RC Cola says:

    Israelis and American Jews have called both Pepsi and Coca Cola Anti-Semitic

    Jewish Cola
    Kosher Cola
    Enter Coca Cola

    In 1948; The Arab League officially organized a boycott of Zionist/Jewish goods, institutions, supporters, and businesses. As a result, businesses had to choose whether to sell to the Jews or the Arabs. In 1949, Coca Cola tried to create a plant in Israel. However, this was blocked by the Israeli government. As the Arab market was larger, Coca Cola did not mind being kept out of Israel.
    In 1961, The manager of Coca Cola’s Egyptian plant stated to the Arab World that Coca Cola would never do business with Israel.
    These remarks would draw heavy Jewish criticism and the boycott of Coca Cola by International Jewry. On April 1, 1966, Jew Moshe Bornstein accused the Coca Cola Company of being anti-Semitic and refusing to do business with Israel because Coca Cola was making more money by selling to the Arabs.
    The Anti-Defamation League of B’nai B’rith supported Bornstein’s claims. The Jews then mobilized the media in a campaign against Coca Cola. Restaurants and famous Americana tourist spots stopped serving Coca Cola as a result of this media campaign. American Jews were ready to boycott Coca Cola.
    Coca Cola capitulated and agreed to open a bottling plant in Tel Aviv. As a result, they were placed on the Arab League’s Boycott List in 1968. Israel felt this was a great victory in their use of influence.

    Pepsi – Pay Every Penny to Save Israel

    When the Arabs dropped Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola was right there to fill the void. The Jews had Coke and the Arabs had Pepsi. Yet, Pepsi would have a bizarre situation in business dealings with the Jews.
    Pepsi had claimed the reason they did not do business with Israel had nothing to do with the fear of losing their Arab Markets [Coca Cola dominated the Israeli market]. This exposed a spot which the Jews exploited. Now, it was/is illegal for any American company to boycott Israel. The Jews through their media convinced the American public that Pepsi had to be going along secretly with the Israeli boycott.
    The Anti-Defamation League investigated these claims and stated Pepsi was going along with the boycott. These claims were never proved in American courts and Pepsi was off the hook, or so it seemed. Coca Cola rose in America as a drink of “Freedom” while Pepsi fell to the status of “You must be a Jew hater if you drink Pepsi.” Despite Coke’s rise as the American drink, it went through the same attacks Pepsi was now going through.

    Pepsi Enters Israel and Loses It’s Kosher License Thanks To Hypocritical Jews

    Pepsi’s entrance in 1992, into Israel was a disaster which infuriated Jews. Firstly, Pepsi’s Israeli commercial featured a monkey evolving into a man drinking Pepsi. Jews were angered and felt they were being compared to monkeys. Pepsi pulled the commercial soon after complaints.
    In 1993, Pepsi would anger Israelis so much that it would cost them their Kosher license. Pepsi carried out a Michael Jackson Tour. So what was the problem? Jackson arrived in Israel on the Sabbath. This timing did not rest lightly with Israel. Pepsi was stripped of the Kosher License. Jews claimed that Pepsi was attempting to corrupt their Jewish culture and youth through rock and roll, music, and sex.
    (Now does that sound like Pepsi or the Jew’s Viacom Vh1/MTV?)

  12. OogaBooga says:

    “I don’t always drink Cola, but when I do, I prefer Pepsi. Stay thirsty my fellow anti-Semites.”

  13. OogaBooga says:

    Well, that’s your weakest line yet, Fake Me. I know, I know “By Way of Deception, Thou Shalt Make War” and all that. But that’s just limp, bro. This hasbara shit is burning you out, dude. You need to take a personal day. You need to get back to what it is that drives you in the first place. Maybe go to Google images and seethe with rage and some pics of uncut cocks.

    https://static01.nyt.com/images/2012/09/13/nyregion/SUCTION1/SUCTION1-jumbo.jpg

  14. John says:

    Hey Real-Fake-Really Real-Half Ass-Full Throttle-Sock Puppet-Cock Muppet-OG-Hasbara-Non-…OogaBooga… You (ALL-?) are a bunch of faggot(s). You (ALL-?) can’t possibly be married or in meaningful relationships and if you are, are leading a double life as no woman who found out about this secret CIRCLE JERK existence that goes on here at Street Carnage would stay with you. God forbid you have kids and your daughter came across this shit. My daddy the sicko obsessed TROLL. If you engage in this perverted juvenile behavior at work, and based upon your year after year around the clock entries you do or are unemployed living off what a merciful God only knows, then you should be outed and exposed for the mentally deranged employee of the year that you definitely are and then dragged out the door by security. And I really don’t care what response you may have since like Jesse I know you’re nothing but a sick lying manipulator Mr. White. Just know this that every single time your “name” or one of your so obvious transparent “names” pops up every other comment, I know I can speak for ALL TRULY NON-OOGABOOGAS: It’s as if a severely mentally sick person is desperately seeking attention and has found the only place on the internet where he has free reign to take a shit and describe what it tastes like every day of the week.

  15. OogaBooga Fan Club says:

    Ooooooh Johnny boy, you frustrated faggot. You know you love every one of those “comments” and can’t get enough OogaBooga. Come out of your closet and join our OogaBooga fan club, you know you want to. F Gavin’s proud boys, be really PROUD and become a OogaBooga Fan Boy. If you were a former choir boy you get bonus points as a OogaBooga Butt Boy! We have get togethers where we trade our favorite OogaBooga and his Cock Muppets “comments” like baseball cards, and have contests where the goal is to remember the date of a particular “comment” with the winner getting a free copy of “The Best of Street Carnage OogaBooga” – the authorized edition in gold embossed leather cover. And don’t think it will ever get boring as we will never catch up to his never-ending daily output. Our hero can be counted upon to pound em out for as long as Street Carnage exists, and then when that fateful day arrives, we’ll have so many memories to savor of the ‘Life and Times of OogaBooga’ to regale ourselves with – The entirety of his existence that he lived exclusively here on Street Carnage. Amen.

  16. OogaBooga says:

    Ha ha ha! I have SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO triggered the “ISRAEL FIRST!” death cult. What a satisfying hobby!

  17. OogaBooga says:

    The fact that you go to such great lengths to distract from my message proves how truly evil your death cult is. Look at us now. We had an “America First” president, but your scum have pushed us to the brink of war. Again.

    Wake up, Alt Liters.

  18. BEBE says:

    HA HA HA HAVA NAGILA!!! I WIN OOGABOOGA!! TRUMP IS MY BITCH AND YOUR HOBBY IS MY VICTORY!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! HERE BOY!! HAHAHAHA!!
    CUM STAINS!! YEEEEEEHAWWWWW!! FETCH!! HAHAHA!! NEVER FAILS!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ROLL OVER!! HEHEHE!! HEBE’S RULE!! HAHAHAHAHAVA NAGILA!!! ISRAEL FIRST!! ISRAEL FIRST!! AMERICA FIST IN THE ASS!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I DON’T ALWAYS DRINK BEER!! HAHAHA!! BUT WHEN I DO!! HAHAHA!! I DRINK ALT-LITE!! HAHAHA!! LESS FILLING!! HAHAHA!! TASTES RIGHT!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWAHAHAHAVA NAGILA!!

  19. Sam says:

    all kops are the fukking worst you mean to tell me that they don’t get into their jobs in the first plase to be tough guys and enjoy the power of kontrolling anyone who goes against them to boost their egos. i seriously fukking hate kops and the way they stupid things like” You got two options what it’ll be. fulds;fjdslfjdsfldjffuk you kops fukk you kops fuk yu kops you fukking nazi kontrol freak pig lfjsdfl;jsdfdsjflds;fjdfl;dkfjdslfj;fjdf;sdfjdsl;fjdf;jdf;sjfsd;lf


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