I can’t be the only dude who hasn’t tasted his own nut. That’d be fucking bonkers. Why on earth would a guy want or feel the need to eat his own jizz?
I know curiosity gets the best of us some times but seriously, what the fuck? Men are supposed to be depraved pieces of shit and most of us have done some pretty despicable things. All of that should be directed outwards though, to the other sex. Doing twisted shit to yourself is for the mentally disturbed or those going through puberty. And eating your own nut should not be a rite of passage.
If you have to taste your own cum, then you might as well wash it down with piss and have a shit appetizer. Sounds awful, right? Then why eat your fucken nut butter, because you wanna know what your lady friends have tasted? That’s gay.
The only dudes who get a pass on this shit are the fucking lunatics who used to pick their nose and eat it. The only reason being they’re fucking psychos.
You could always tell there was something off about these little dweebs by how little they cared when they got caught in the act. Whenever a kid gets busted picking their nose, they freeze in horror and will deny it over and over again with that awkward half smile on their face. The booger eating maniacs on the other hand wouldn’t flinch. Not only that, they would owe up to the act, explain why they do it and try to bring others over to the dark side by describing the taste as hamburger-like. I suppose the delicacy loses its luster over time and eventually it’s time to find a new disgusting delight. Fortunately, there’s always your own semen to chow down on. If you weren’t one of these little weirdos, I don’t know how you could go putting yourself through your own little bukake experiment.
Maybe it’s my Irish-Catholic upbringing but after splooging there’s a sense of shame and regret. Being with a woman is a different story but the release that comes with jerking off should be followed by an immediate need to go back to doing your normal everyday tasks. Sitting alone staring at a pile of one’s own cum, deciding whether to eat it or just throw it in the fucking trash, should be a difficult thing to do for a normal human being. Wanting to get rid of the evidence makes sense but throwing it down your gullet sounds like something a monkey would do. You might as well throw it out the window.
If some of you losers enjoyed eating your own boogers and now like the taste of your own cum, great. That shit is weird as fuck and you wackos are gay as hell. You may only be gay for one person but it’s still too much.